Me and My Big Mouth

I have a very large mouth.

When I was in first grade, my parents received a call from my teacher. The problem was that birthday celebrations, I was stuffing entire cupcakes into my mouth rather then eating them in a series of smaller bites.

The teachers were not worried about me—I was well equipped for the task. The teachers were worried about the handful of children around me who had asphyxiated while attempting to emulate me.

Originally posted as a diary entry on Kuro5hin. Although Kuro5hin is now defunct, an archived copy of the post includes a series of comments from the Kuro5hin community.

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