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me and my big mouth

By makohill in makohill's Diary
Fri Jan 31, 2003 at 11:36:43 AM EST
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I have a very large mouth.

When I was in first grade, my parents recieved a call from my teacher. The problem was that birthday celebrations, I was stuffing entire cupcakes into my mouth rather then eating them in a series of smaller bites.

The teachers were not worried about me -- I was well equipped for the task. The teachers were worried about the handful of children around me who had asphyxiated while attempting to emulate me.


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me and my big mouth | 6 comments (6 topical, editorial, 0 hidden)
Put a sack over your head (2.00 / 2) (#1)
by Psycho Les on Fri Jan 31, 2003 at 11:53:20 AM EST

You hideous freak.

Actually. (5.00 / 1) (#2)
by dublet on Fri Jan 31, 2003 at 12:08:26 PM EST

I can do the same thing, like put an entire kiwi into my mouth, or cookies. Most stuff actually, probably most bananas aswell.
It's a nice skill if you need your hands free for other things.

Badger. Badger. ←
whole banana in mouth (5.00 / 1) (#3)
by enterfornone on Fri Jan 31, 2003 at 01:16:01 PM EST

you could make a lot of money with a skill like that.

efn 26/m/syd
Will sponsor new accounts for porn.
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Does it need to stay in one piece? (none / 0) (#4)
by dublet on Fri Jan 31, 2003 at 01:31:50 PM EST

And how much will you give me if I do it?

Badger. Badger. ←
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Doesn't the beak scratch your throat? [n/t] (none / 0) (#5)
by catseye on Fri Jan 31, 2003 at 02:39:09 PM EST

How can we fight Islamic Fundamentalism abroad if we do not fight Christian Fundamentalism at home?
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No [n/t] (none / 0) (#6)
by dublet on Fri Jan 31, 2003 at 03:03:10 PM EST

Badger. Badger. ←
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