Somebody recently asked me if I am the star of bash.org quote #75514 (a snippet of online chat from a large collaboratively built collection):
<mako> my letter "eye" stopped worng
<luca> k, too?
<mako> yeah
<luca> sounds like a mountain dew spill
<mako> and comma
<mako> those three
<mako> ths s horrble
<luca> tme for a new eyboard
<luca> 've successfully taen my eyboard apart
and fxed t by cleanng t wth alcohol
<mako> stop mang fun of me
<mako> ths s a laptop!!
It was me. A circuit on my laptop had just blown out my I, K, ,, and 8 keys. At the time I didn’t think it was very funny.
I no idea anyone had saved a log and had forgotten about the experience until I saw the bash.org quote. I appreciate it now so I’m glad somebody did!
This was unrelated to the time that I poured water into two computers in front of 1,500 people and the time that I carefully placed my laptop into a full bucket of water.
I can just hear your greatest line hammed up in the voice of the late, great Kenneth Williams.
Your water anecdote reminds me of a little mishap at ApacheCon in Amsterdam a few years back, when a macbook survived being in its owner’s backpack when he fell off the quay and into the water.