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Terrorize Your Friends Drinking Game

By makohill in makohill's Diary
Sun Nov 23, 2003 at 10:53:52 AM EST
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Here's my idea for a drinking game:

Everyone takes a (highly alcoholic) drink of their choice or lines up shots and finds a TV with cable news. Pick a US News Channel (FOX News is particularly good). Now every time one of the talking heads mentions "terror," "terrorist," "terrorize" or "terrorism," everyone takes a drink. Adding a qualifier like "potential" or "suspected" as in "suspected terrorist activity" is a 2x magnifier. Inventing new types of terrorism like "information terrorism" or "commercial terrorism" to terror-ize concepts that have previously never been thought of us "terrorism" is a 3x magnifier.

I'm confident it's not a unique idea. Suggestions and modifications are welcome.


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LOL (none / 0) (#1)
by xutopia on Sun Nov 23, 2003 at 04:16:16 PM EST

I find your suggestion wonderful!! :) I'll watch CNN next saturday night and invite the friends over for a beer fest! :) LOL

This really will terrorize them (none / 1) (#2)
by Bjorniac on Sun Nov 23, 2003 at 06:07:31 PM EST

They'll be downing about 10 shots per hour! It's almost as bad as the Inspector Morse one, but still has a long way to go to catch up with the Tony Blair drinking game - 1 shot per hand gesture, 2 shots for a perfectly queued I've-not-scripted-this-I-just-happen-to-know-which-camera-to-look-at move and a half for each grin...
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