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INSERT INTO "jokes" VALUES(906,'My agitated milliner friend''s just been on a transcendental meditation course in a desert in south America.',-27.5660558,-70.050314,'atacama','http://shewentofherownaccord.com/joke/906');
INSERT INTO "jokes" VALUES(905,'I went to Waitrose to buy some oranges for marmalade',37.3880961,-5.9823299,'Seville','http://shewentofherownaccord.com/joke/905');
INSERT INTO "jokes" VALUES(904,'I stopped going to my local GUM clinic in west London after an unfortunate mishap.',51.49515,-0.25453,'Turnham Green','http://shewentofherownaccord.com/joke/904');
INSERT INTO "jokes" VALUES(903,'We''re making a film in the Sudan',15.550101,32.532241,'Khartoum','http://shewentofherownaccord.com/joke/903');
INSERT INTO "jokes" VALUES(899,'We went to northern Sweden for our honeymoon.',64.750244,20.950917,'Skellefteå','http://shewentofherownaccord.com/joke/899');
INSERT INTO "jokes" VALUES(898,'Awful news - my wife was robbed on the way to see her speech therapist in an Australian city.',-31.9530044,115.8574693,'Perth','http://shewentofherownaccord.com/joke/898');
INSERT INTO "jokes" VALUES(897,'Awful news - my wife was robbed on the way to see her speech therapist in an Australian city.',-31.9530044,115.8574693,'Perth','http://shewentofherownaccord.com/joke/897');
INSERT INTO "jokes" VALUES(896,'My brother''s just returned from a whistlestop tour of the Canadian Arctic and complains he didn''t get to explore the beautiful icy territories.',70.2997711,-83.1075769,'Nunavut','http://shewentofherownaccord.com/joke/896');
INSERT INTO "jokes" VALUES(895,'While holidaying in a well-known city close to Malaysia, we went to the opera but were terribly disappointed the performer who played Carmen.',11.5909659,121.6283098,'South East Asia','http://shewentofherownaccord.com/joke/895');
INSERT INTO "jokes" VALUES(894,'My wife caught a single small fish of the family Cyprinidae in a picturesque Japanese region which is famous for its monkeys and maple leaves.',34.835121,135.468468,'Minoo','http://shewentofherownaccord.com/joke/894');
INSERT INTO "jokes" VALUES(893,'I have just set up a knitting club on the north bank of the Yodogawa river in Osaka.',34.71989,135.482792,'Juso, osaka','http://shewentofherownaccord.com/joke/893');
INSERT INTO "jokes" VALUES(892,'I am in charge of an exotic tour company and recently arranged a holiday in a residential area of Durham City for a former England and Manchester United footballer whose first name is Gary.',54.772013,-1.594788,'Nevilles Cross','http://shewentofherownaccord.com/joke/892');
INSERT INTO "jokes" VALUES(891,'My name is Bryan and I don''t have an address for my friends who live in a village south west of York',53.929017,-1.160823,'Askham Bryan','http://shewentofherownaccord.com/joke/891');
INSERT INTO "jokes" VALUES(890,'My name is Richard and I don''t have an address for my friends who live in a village south west of York',53.924489,-1.182484,'Askham Richard','http://shewentofherownaccord.com/joke/890');
INSERT INTO "jokes" VALUES(889,'My brother''s just returned from a whistlestop tour of the Canadian Arctic and complains he didn''t get to explore the beautiful icy territories.',70.2997711,-83.1075769,'Nunavut','http://shewentofherownaccord.com/joke/889');
INSERT INTO "jokes" VALUES(888,'My car''s manifold crapped out in Sheffield, just near Richmond Park.',53.359737,-1.410161,'Intake, Sheffield','http://shewentofherownaccord.com/joke/888');
INSERT INTO "jokes" VALUES(887,'My tram broke down as I was trying to get to South-East Sheffield.',53.325829,-1.346904,'Halfway, Sheffield','http://shewentofherownaccord.com/joke/887');
INSERT INTO "jokes" VALUES(886,'I just showed an angry Liverpudlian how to get to a well known part of north west London.',51.5517059,-0.1588255,'Camden, London','http://shewentofherownaccord.com/joke/886');
INSERT INTO "jokes" VALUES(885,'I was having terrible trouble with my golf swing whilst playing around lake Windermere last week',54.4081398,-2.9796014,'Pull Woods','http://shewentofherownaccord.com/joke/885');
INSERT INTO "jokes" VALUES(884,'My wife and I went to a wine tasting event in Wales last night.',51.584151,-2.997664,'newport','http://shewentofherownaccord.com/joke/884');
INSERT INTO "jokes" VALUES(883,'My wife''s left me and run off to Europe...',55.378051,-3.435973,'United Kingdom','http://shewentofherownaccord.com/joke/883');
INSERT INTO "jokes" VALUES(882,'My wife went to northern Italy...',44.4056499,8.946256,'Genoa','http://shewentofherownaccord.com/joke/882');
INSERT INTO "jokes" VALUES(881,'I tried to buy some new clothes for my upcoming trip to central europe, but I couldn''t find anything I liked.',49.817492,15.472962,'czech republic','http://shewentofherownaccord.com/joke/881');
INSERT INTO "jokes" VALUES(880,'I competed in a really tough cycle race with some Scandinavians.  ',61.92411,25.748151,'Finalnd','http://shewentofherownaccord.com/joke/880');
INSERT INTO "jokes" VALUES(879,'I''ve just been to a fancy dress party in a north Wales seaside resort where I had to wear an item of Eurovision-themed underwear.',52.824497,-4.5053599,'Abersoch','http://shewentofherownaccord.com/joke/879');
INSERT INTO "jokes" VALUES(878,'My Chinese friend dropped his electric shaver in the water during his visit to a Warwickshire health farm.',52.287599,-1.534484,'Leamington Spa','http://shewentofherownaccord.com/joke/878');
INSERT INTO "jokes" VALUES(877,'I saw an awful Rock band perform in South East Asia ',1.352083,103.819836,'Singapore','http://shewentofherownaccord.com/joke/877');
INSERT INTO "jokes" VALUES(876,'I met my husband on beautiful island in Vietnam',10.3316309,104.0304535,'Phu Quoc, Vietnam','http://shewentofherownaccord.com/joke/876');
INSERT INTO "jokes" VALUES(875,'My wife was away on holiday in Mexico and died of alcohol poisoning. ',20.8827778,-103.8366667,'Tequila','http://shewentofherownaccord.com/joke/875');
INSERT INTO "jokes" VALUES(874,'I slept with several women while visiting a city on Italy''s Adriatic coast.',44.0570817,12.5646003,'Rimini','http://shewentofherownaccord.com/joke/874');
INSERT INTO "jokes" VALUES(873,'My wife went to a beautiful, historic town on northern Italian coast.',44.4056499,8.946256,'Genoa','http://shewentofherownaccord.com/joke/873');
INSERT INTO "jokes" VALUES(872,'Alreet pet, i''ve just got back from a tour o'' that Scandinavia! ',60.472024,8.468946,'norway','http://shewentofherownaccord.com/joke/872');
INSERT INTO "jokes" VALUES(871,'I watched a porno last night. It was a spoof of a Hollywood blockbuster based in ancient Rome.',41.9015141,12.4607737,'Rome','http://shewentofherownaccord.com/joke/871');
INSERT INTO "jokes" VALUES(870,'My mum was once kissed by the king of an archipelago in the South Pacific Ocean.',-21.178986,-175.198242,'tonga','http://shewentofherownaccord.com/joke/870');
INSERT INTO "jokes" VALUES(869,'My wife has just finished A Passage To India',20.593684,78.96288,'India','http://shewentofherownaccord.com/joke/869');
INSERT INTO "jokes" VALUES(868,'I''ve just done a campanology course in Northern Ireland',54.5974433,-5.9340683,'Belfast','http://shewentofherownaccord.com/joke/868');
INSERT INTO "jokes" VALUES(867,'When Osama Bin Laden was in hiding, he hated the compilation of 1980s comedy I sent him.',34.1466667,73.2163889,'abbotabad','http://shewentofherownaccord.com/joke/867');
INSERT INTO "jokes" VALUES(866,'I hear Kelly Brook is getting her tits out to advertise a North London football club.',51.55865,-0.10743,'Arsenal, London, UK','http://shewentofherownaccord.com/joke/866');
INSERT INTO "jokes" VALUES(865,'I just helped my wife get dressed up for her Star Trek cosplay event in  a street in South East London.',51.4980076,-0.0661728,'jamaica bermondsey','http://shewentofherownaccord.com/joke/865');
INSERT INTO "jokes" VALUES(864,'A friend of mine works in a school, and he''s taking a group of 14-year-olds on an exchange trip to a city in Brittany next year.',47.218371,-1.553621,'Nantes','http://shewentofherownaccord.com/joke/864');
INSERT INTO "jokes" VALUES(863,'We had a great barbecue in a Hertfordshire village',51.780212,-0.612629,'Cow Roast','http://shewentofherownaccord.com/joke/863');
INSERT INTO "jokes" VALUES(862,'Did you hear about Superman exposing himself in South Africa?',-33.9248685,18.4240553,'Cape Town','http://shewentofherownaccord.com/joke/862');
INSERT INTO "jokes" VALUES(861,'Strewth, Bruce! The Sydney theatre festival has been cancelled!',-33.873651,151.2068896,'Sydney, Australia','http://shewentofherownaccord.com/joke/861');
INSERT INTO "jokes" VALUES(860,'I paid for both my parents to holiday on a Portuguese island.',32.7607074,-16.9594723,'Madeira','http://shewentofherownaccord.com/joke/860');
INSERT INTO "jokes" VALUES(859,'I went to see the new Woody Allen film in Cornwall last week.',50.468227,-3.532226,'torquay','http://shewentofherownaccord.com/joke/859');
INSERT INTO "jokes" VALUES(858,'My robot wife has gone to the Carribbean.',18.109581,-77.297508,'Jamaica','http://shewentofherownaccord.com/joke/858');
INSERT INTO "jokes" VALUES(857,'My wife has been involved in a pagan ceremony near Chepstow, something to do with human sacrifices.',51.705,-2.658395,'offas dyke','http://shewentofherownaccord.com/joke/857');
INSERT INTO "jokes" VALUES(856,'While visiting a Caribbean country, I tried a given an usual plant-based hot drink.',18.971187,-72.285215,'haiti','http://shewentofherownaccord.com/joke/856');
INSERT INTO "jokes" VALUES(855,'My sister took me to a lovely park in the middle of Plymouth',50.3703805,-4.142653,'Plymouth','http://shewentofherownaccord.com/joke/855');
INSERT INTO "jokes" VALUES(854,'It was pretty cold when we went to Wales.',53.068464,-4.076113,'Snowdon','http://shewentofherownaccord.com/joke/854');
INSERT INTO "jokes" VALUES(853,'I went to a church in Anglesey and they were speaking in tongues.',53.2231177,-4.206278,'Llanfairpwllgwyngyllgogerychwyrndrobwllllantysiliogogogoch','http://shewentofherownaccord.com/joke/853');
INSERT INTO "jokes" VALUES(852,'Did you hear about the spring factory that blew up in North Korea?',39.031859,125.753765,'Pyongyang','http://shewentofherownaccord.com/joke/852');
INSERT INTO "jokes" VALUES(851,'My wife went swimming in Berwickshire.',55.652986,-2.2490485,'Coldstream, UK','http://shewentofherownaccord.com/joke/851');
INSERT INTO "jokes" VALUES(850,'My wife had her hair done in Russia.',57.9971695,56.2352792,'Perm','http://shewentofherownaccord.com/joke/850');
INSERT INTO "jokes" VALUES(849,'My wife''s from County Durham.',54.7139964,-1.7490056,'Crook, Durham','http://shewentofherownaccord.com/joke/849');
INSERT INTO "jokes" VALUES(848,'Last time I went near Teesside I broke a bone!',54.5034861,-1.3578166,'Yarm','http://shewentofherownaccord.com/joke/848');
INSERT INTO "jokes" VALUES(847,'My wife''s in Dorset discussing Mondeos and Fiestas.',50.860838,-2.161592,'Blandford Forum','http://shewentofherownaccord.com/joke/847');
INSERT INTO "jokes" VALUES(846,'The churches in Serbia are beautiful.',44.802416,20.465601,'Belgrade','http://shewentofherownaccord.com/joke/846');
INSERT INTO "jokes" VALUES(845,'There''s some great food to be had in Bulgaria.',42.4976779,27.4700254,'Burgas','http://shewentofherownaccord.com/joke/845');
INSERT INTO "jokes" VALUES(844,'My wife had a nasty accident in Slovenia.',46.3666862,14.1085106,'Bled','http://shewentofherownaccord.com/joke/844');
INSERT INTO "jokes" VALUES(843,'My wife''s gone jewellery shopping in Yorkshire.',54.2463557,-0.7821414,'Pickering','http://shewentofherownaccord.com/joke/843');
INSERT INTO "jokes" VALUES(842,'There''s been a nasty accident at an asphalt factory in Colombia.',4.5980556,-74.0758333,'Bogota','http://shewentofherownaccord.com/joke/842');
INSERT INTO "jokes" VALUES(841,'Did you hear that Norway''s hosting an Arctic DIY convention?',70.6634382,23.6819665,'Hammerfest','http://shewentofherownaccord.com/joke/841');
INSERT INTO "jokes" VALUES(840,'Did you hear about the bear attack on a convent in Warwickshire?',52.5233915,-1.4650947,'Nuneaton','http://shewentofherownaccord.com/joke/840');
INSERT INTO "jokes" VALUES(839,'My wife''s gone off to a health spa to take the waters.',51.5001524,-0.1262362,'london','http://shewentofherownaccord.com/joke/839');
INSERT INTO "jokes" VALUES(838,'My wife had a delicious fish supper on holiday in Korea.',37.566535,126.9779692,'seoul, korea','http://shewentofherownaccord.com/joke/838');
INSERT INTO "jokes" VALUES(836,'My wife has gone on holiday to the Middle East with one of her girlfriends',51.5001524,-0.1262362,'london','http://shewentofherownaccord.com/joke/836');
INSERT INTO "jokes" VALUES(835,'My wife made me a lovely ginger-and-rum-based snack.',18.109581,-77.297508,'jamaica','http://shewentofherownaccord.com/joke/835');
INSERT INTO "jokes" VALUES(834,'My wife is hankering after one of those fancy bedside gadgets',51.5001524,-0.1262362,'london','http://shewentofherownaccord.com/joke/834');
INSERT INTO "jokes" VALUES(833,'My slave girl has been put on kitchen duty at tea time, experimenting with new recipes',51.5001524,-0.1262362,'london','http://shewentofherownaccord.com/joke/833');
INSERT INTO "jokes" VALUES(832,'My wife''s gone busking in the Caribbean',51.5001524,-0.1262362,'london','http://shewentofherownaccord.com/joke/832');
INSERT INTO "jokes" VALUES(831,'My girlfriend is pretty streetwise - she lives in East London.',51.5174327,-0.0497701,'Jamaica Street','http://shewentofherownaccord.com/joke/831');
INSERT INTO "jokes" VALUES(830,'went to a market in Lancashire last week.',53.7008561,-2.2870914,'Rawtenstall','http://shewentofherownaccord.com/joke/830');
INSERT INTO "jokes" VALUES(829,'my wife tripped whilst visiting an Indonesian island last week',-6.1527384,105.4360963,'Krakatoa','http://shewentofherownaccord.com/joke/829');
INSERT INTO "jokes" VALUES(828,'Bumped in to the Bee Gees the other week in Boston',42.4072107,-71.3824374,'Massachusetts','http://shewentofherownaccord.com/joke/828');
INSERT INTO "jokes" VALUES(827,'My girlfirend is sick of her old car',36.204824,138.252924,'Morris, IL, United States','http://shewentofherownaccord.com/joke/827');
INSERT INTO "jokes" VALUES(826,'my mate was really worried about getting his car across the River Tay ',56.509977,-2.8457447,'Broughty Ferry, Dundee, Tayside','http://shewentofherownaccord.com/joke/826');
INSERT INTO "jokes" VALUES(825,'met that guy from the film Gregory''s Girl the other day in Tayside',56.4614282,-2.9681109,'Dundee','http://shewentofherownaccord.com/joke/825');
INSERT INTO "jokes" VALUES(824,'Just found out from my friend''s mum that there''s a sex offender moved to the Maryland area',39.22,-77.424444,'Dickerson, Maryland, USA','http://shewentofherownaccord.com/joke/824');
INSERT INTO "jokes" VALUES(823,'Just heard there''s another set of conjoined twins been born in Korea',36.4003409,127.3457909,'Jaun-dong, Daejeon, South Korea','http://shewentofherownaccord.com/joke/823');
INSERT INTO "jokes" VALUES(822,'My voyeur mate went to Western Australia on a canoeing holiday and lost his paddles',-34.74701,116.04345,'Doggerup Creek','http://shewentofherownaccord.com/joke/822');
INSERT INTO "jokes" VALUES(821,'vaulted a barbed wire fence in Derbyshire the other day',53.2762828,-1.2397806,'Balsover','http://shewentofherownaccord.com/joke/821');
INSERT INTO "jokes" VALUES(820,'I had a dodgy curry the other day in Dorset',50.754618,-2.2275741,'Shitterton','http://shewentofherownaccord.com/joke/820');
INSERT INTO "jokes" VALUES(819,'Can anyone help me as I''ve lost my dog in London',51.536279,0.0814779,'Barking','http://shewentofherownaccord.com/joke/819');
INSERT INTO "jokes" VALUES(818,'I was heavy petting a German lass in the city of Richmond, some state capital in the US....',37.542979,-77.469092,'Richmond','http://shewentofherownaccord.com/joke/818');
INSERT INTO "jokes" VALUES(817,'My mate and I were arguing the other day about how many racing drivers had Scottish placenames in their names. I could think of 3, Johnny Dumfries, Lewis Hamilton, Stirling Moss ',55.4635688,-4.6331874,'Ayr','http://shewentofherownaccord.com/joke/817');
INSERT INTO "jokes" VALUES(816,'Popeye and Olive were on the bus in Oklahoma',34.4587048,-96.0086015,'Mount Olive OK','http://shewentofherownaccord.com/joke/816');
INSERT INTO "jokes" VALUES(815,'I went to my Scottish friend Mary''s house and asked if she was coming out to play.',56.5616711,-2.5794332,'Arbroath','http://shewentofherownaccord.com/joke/815');
INSERT INTO "jokes" VALUES(814,'I was in Glasgow the other day on the bus with my mate',55.8413027,-4.1478201,'Mount Vernon Glasgow Scotland','http://shewentofherownaccord.com/joke/814');
INSERT INTO "jokes" VALUES(813,'I went into my local butchers the other day and he was standing behind the counter with his back against the radiator.',55.4546639,-4.4941112,'Ayrshire, Scotland','http://shewentofherownaccord.com/joke/813');
INSERT INTO "jokes" VALUES(812,'I took my nearly blind Scottish mate to Kansas for Halloween',34.9501807,-94.6438887,'Witchita','http://shewentofherownaccord.com/joke/812');
INSERT INTO "jokes" VALUES(811,'My wife saw one of the gigs on the current worldwide Take That concert.',1.352083,103.819836,'Singapore','http://shewentofherownaccord.com/joke/811');
INSERT INTO "jokes" VALUES(810,'I developed horrible gastrointestinal problems on a recent visit to a town on the Crotian island of Korcula. ',42.9516317,17.0351217,'Pupnat, Korcula, Croatia','http://shewentofherownaccord.com/joke/810');
INSERT INTO "jokes" VALUES(809,'I was having real trouble keeping my shirt from becoming untucked whilst visiting my Grandparents.',41.2834563,-70.0994605,'Nantucket','http://shewentofherownaccord.com/joke/809');
INSERT INTO "jokes" VALUES(808,'Some of the lads from the colliery and getting together for a couple of pints near the main Police station in Glasgow.',55.8632316,-4.2655255,'pitt street glasgow','http://shewentofherownaccord.com/joke/808');
INSERT INTO "jokes" VALUES(807,'I have made some amazing investments recently - the rate of return on my original investment has been incredible',53.344104,-6.2674937,'dublin, ireland','http://shewentofherownaccord.com/joke/807');
INSERT INTO "jokes" VALUES(806,'I am going to do some spread betting if Andy Murray gets to the final of Wimbledon',43.604652,1.444209,'toulouse, france','http://shewentofherownaccord.com/joke/806');
INSERT INTO "jokes" VALUES(805,'I am becoming fed up with all the hysteria surrounding cartoon characters',-41.3650419,146.6284905,'tasmania, australia','http://shewentofherownaccord.com/joke/805');
INSERT INTO "jokes" VALUES(804,'My girlfriend has terrible personal hygiene issues',50.0646501,19.9449799,'Krakow, Poland','http://shewentofherownaccord.com/joke/804');
INSERT INTO "jokes" VALUES(803,'I treated my wife to a weekend in Croatia and she expressed her gratitude by permitting some taboo sexual activity...',43.5069502,16.4423974,'Split','http://shewentofherownaccord.com/joke/803');
INSERT INTO "jokes" VALUES(802,'After we finished university and I got a job in London, my fiancee worked as a cub reporter for local newspapers in central England.',51.902012,-1.1542198,'Bicester','http://shewentofherownaccord.com/joke/802');
INSERT INTO "jokes" VALUES(801,'I saw a Japanese remake of a Tarantino film in a cinema in northern Sydney.',-33.8475398,151.2131454,'Kirribilli','http://shewentofherownaccord.com/joke/801');
INSERT INTO "jokes" VALUES(800,'Did I tell you I was at an exotic barbeque in the Pakistani capital recently?',33.718151,73.060547,'islamabad','http://shewentofherownaccord.com/joke/800');
INSERT INTO "jokes" VALUES(799,'I went tp a booky''s in the Himalayas last week.',29.647951,91.117006,'tibet','http://shewentofherownaccord.com/joke/799');
INSERT INTO "jokes" VALUES(798,'My wife''s been to the west coast of Sicily on a lobster-potting holiday...',38.0185881,12.5146338,'trapani','http://shewentofherownaccord.com/joke/798');
INSERT INTO "jokes" VALUES(797,'I gather there''s a new diving shop opening on the outskirts of Londonderry...',55.0672403,-7.2691672,'muff','http://shewentofherownaccord.com/joke/797');
INSERT INTO "jokes" VALUES(796,'While holidaying in the Orkneys recently, my wife slipped as we were exploring a scenic village and bruised a sensitive spot...',59.1010841,-3.279398,'Twatt','http://shewentofherownaccord.com/joke/796');
INSERT INTO "jokes" VALUES(795,'We had some trouble accessing our holiday rental property in north Norfolk the other day...',52.948954,0.9329528,'stiffkey','http://shewentofherownaccord.com/joke/795');
INSERT INTO "jokes" VALUES(794,'My wife witnessed a terrible murder at a rap star''s wedding in Ayrshire last week.',55.695948,-4.8547067,'West Kilbride','http://shewentofherownaccord.com/joke/794');
INSERT INTO "jokes" VALUES(793,'My wife''s bikini line''s reappearing so she''s booked a wax treatment in North Norfolk.',52.856697,1.032718,'melton constable','http://shewentofherownaccord.com/joke/793');
INSERT INTO "jokes" VALUES(792,'I''m looking for new sexual conquests in the East of Scotland.',56.4614282,-2.9681109,'dundee','http://shewentofherownaccord.com/joke/792');
INSERT INTO "jokes" VALUES(791,'I just came back from a jelly making party in a county in the west of England...',51.0587013,-2.9499066,'Somerset uk','http://shewentofherownaccord.com/joke/791');
INSERT INTO "jokes" VALUES(790,'LONELY HEARTS: Chad girl - looking for romantic man. Have GSOH, am easy-going, like cosy nights in, dressing up, French accents and working out. ',8.6,17.333333,'bangoui','http://shewentofherownaccord.com/joke/790');
INSERT INTO "jokes" VALUES(789,'I landed a starring role in a remake of ''Frasier'' set in the Eastern Bloc.',48.379433,31.16558,'ukraine','http://shewentofherownaccord.com/joke/789');
INSERT INTO "jokes" VALUES(788,'Tried to get rid of my big, fat Mother-in-law... ',19.1156258,81.9452981,'Chokar','http://shewentofherownaccord.com/joke/788');
INSERT INTO "jokes" VALUES(787,'My car was in a motorway pile up in the Netherlands.',52.0901422,5.1096649,'utrecht','http://shewentofherownaccord.com/joke/787');
INSERT INTO "jokes" VALUES(786,'I tripped over and fell on top of my gran while we were out on a walk in Dumfries',54.8974419,-3.6732886,'caulkerbush','http://shewentofherownaccord.com/joke/786');
INSERT INTO "jokes" VALUES(785,'Did I tell you about the most awful Christmas dinner I had in the Falklands one year?',-51.827387,-58.973067,'falklands, goose green','http://shewentofherownaccord.com/joke/785');
INSERT INTO "jokes" VALUES(784,'My wife was so horny on our trip to Queensland last month',-27.0806428,152.7706381,'mount mee','http://shewentofherownaccord.com/joke/784');
INSERT INTO "jokes" VALUES(783,'I''m driving all the way down to the Côte-d''Azur on Saturday.',43.552847,7.017369,'cannes','http://shewentofherownaccord.com/joke/783');
INSERT INTO "jokes" VALUES(782,'My wife is just home after climbing a Scottish mountain with the Flowerpot Men. ',56.777251,-5.003461,'Ben Nevis','http://shewentofherownaccord.com/joke/782');
INSERT INTO "jokes" VALUES(781,'I went on a date with a beautiful girl from Ireland',54.6554798,-5.674815,'bangor uk','http://shewentofherownaccord.com/joke/781');
INSERT INTO "jokes" VALUES(780,'Whilst on holiday in Tanzania my entire family narrowly escaped an attack by a shoal of crocodiles.',-6.822921,39.269661,'Dar es salaam','http://shewentofherownaccord.com/joke/780');
INSERT INTO "jokes" VALUES(779,'My wife and her friend got waitressing jobs in Transylvania.',45.655651,25.6108,'Braşov','http://shewentofherownaccord.com/joke/779');
INSERT INTO "jokes" VALUES(778,'My wife''s flying out to America to take part in the California fruit census.',45.9735396,-101.993438,'Orange County','http://shewentofherownaccord.com/joke/778');
INSERT INTO "jokes" VALUES(777,'My wife''s gone to the East End for breast enhancement surgery.',51.50439,-0.05592,'wapping, london','http://shewentofherownaccord.com/joke/777');
INSERT INTO "jokes" VALUES(776,'I just saw Amy Winehouse at the end of the Northern Line.',51.6529294,-0.1996059,'high barnet','http://shewentofherownaccord.com/joke/776');
INSERT INTO "jokes" VALUES(775,'My wife was groped on a weekend break in Derbyshire.',53.2353575,-1.4241462,'chesterfield','http://shewentofherownaccord.com/joke/775');
INSERT INTO "jokes" VALUES(774,'I''ve just booked two stunning call girls from North Norfolk.',52.942789,1.208523,'sheringham','http://shewentofherownaccord.com/joke/774');
INSERT INTO "jokes" VALUES(773,'I gave my wife a right good seeing to in a town in Norfolk.',52.8303531,0.8471335,'Fakenham','http://shewentofherownaccord.com/joke/773');
INSERT INTO "jokes" VALUES(772,'I went to Israel recently and picked up eleven new cows!',31.7857,35.2007,'Jerusalem','http://shewentofherownaccord.com/joke/772');
INSERT INTO "jokes" VALUES(771,'My wife got attacked by an australian marsupial in the capital of Malaysia last week.',3.139003,101.686855,'kuala lumpar','http://shewentofherownaccord.com/joke/771');
INSERT INTO "jokes" VALUES(770,'I have just been to the annual dinner of the west midlands anorexic association.',52.5233915,-1.4650947,'Nuneaton','http://shewentofherownaccord.com/joke/770');
INSERT INTO "jokes" VALUES(769,'I heard some people somewhere in India are not happy with Obama''s performance as president.',22.76,88.37,'Barrackpore','http://shewentofherownaccord.com/joke/769');
INSERT INTO "jokes" VALUES(768,'I went to a music awards ceremony in Hawaii last week.',21.3069444,-157.8583333,'Honolulu','http://shewentofherownaccord.com/joke/768');
INSERT INTO "jokes" VALUES(767,'I once went out with a girl from the South-West who was a practising Catholic.',50.7218,-3.533617,'Exeter','http://shewentofherownaccord.com/joke/767');
INSERT INTO "jokes" VALUES(766,'I found every size of underwear in the world at this one place in Florida.',28.1141841,-81.6178536,'Haines City FL','http://shewentofherownaccord.com/joke/766');
INSERT INTO "jokes" VALUES(765,'So I was in this motel about five miles from Walt Disney World...',28.2919557,-81.407571,'Kissimmee FL','http://shewentofherownaccord.com/joke/765');
INSERT INTO "jokes" VALUES(764,'I got that new rose bush somewhere in Florida.',28.0186323,-82.1128641,'Plant City FL','http://shewentofherownaccord.com/joke/764');
INSERT INTO "jokes" VALUES(763,'God made us leave the garden just because of that damned viper.',28.0197404,-82.7717684,'Dunedin','http://shewentofherownaccord.com/joke/763');
INSERT INTO "jokes" VALUES(762,'I lost money betting on a street magician in a small Victorian town. One of those games where you have to keep track of a little ball.',-35.1696523,141.8076162,'Underbool','http://shewentofherownaccord.com/joke/762');
INSERT INTO "jokes" VALUES(761,'My whole family are farmers in rural New South Wales.',-32.8997751,144.3004456,'Ivanhoe, New South Wales','http://shewentofherownaccord.com/joke/761');
INSERT INTO "jokes" VALUES(760,'My wife just moved into a apartment in a Seattle suburb',47.4828776,-122.2170661,'Renton, WA','http://shewentofherownaccord.com/joke/760');
INSERT INTO "jokes" VALUES(759,'My wife was drinking heavily in a city in the northwest United States.',47.2528768,-122.4442906,'Tacoma, WA','http://shewentofherownaccord.com/joke/759');
INSERT INTO "jokes" VALUES(758,'My wife just did a huge amount of laundry in the Pacific Northwest of the United States.',47.7510741,-120.7401386,'Washington State','http://shewentofherownaccord.com/joke/758');
INSERT INTO "jokes" VALUES(757,'My daughter has just moced to the Nullabor Plain.',-31.5009472,131.8241905,'Yalata, South Australia','http://shewentofherownaccord.com/joke/757');
INSERT INTO "jokes" VALUES(756,'I was in a town not far from Adelaide last week and I saw one of those X-Factor judges.',-33.6836181,136.9249075,'Cowell, South Australia','http://shewentofherownaccord.com/joke/756');
INSERT INTO "jokes" VALUES(755,'I''ve just competed in a running race in Australia.',-37.0563701,142.7804418,'Stawell','http://shewentofherownaccord.com/joke/755');
INSERT INTO "jokes" VALUES(754,'I''ve just returned from my rugby tour of Australia but I got an injury in a scrum.',-33.8689009,151.2070914,'Sydney','http://shewentofherownaccord.com/joke/754');
INSERT INTO "jokes" VALUES(753,'I grow flowers on New South Wales central coast.',-32.9068234,151.7272977,'Waratah','http://shewentofherownaccord.com/joke/753');
INSERT INTO "jokes" VALUES(752,'I used to be a farmer on Tasmania''s north west coast but I offended a local god and he scattered my produce to the 4 corners of the globe.',-40.6873827,144.7184091,'Woolnorth','http://shewentofherownaccord.com/joke/752');
INSERT INTO "jokes" VALUES(751,'I''ve just bought a heap of iron ore on Tasmania''s north west coast.',-40.8419763,145.1257907,'Smithton, Tasmania','http://shewentofherownaccord.com/joke/751');
INSERT INTO "jokes" VALUES(750,'I''ve just been to visit my sisters in central Tasmania.',-42.3843683,147.0090844,'Bothwell','http://shewentofherownaccord.com/joke/750');
INSERT INTO "jokes" VALUES(749,'My wife just picked out a costume for a comic book convention in southeast Turkey.',37.881168,41.13509,'Batman, Turkey','http://shewentofherownaccord.com/joke/749');
INSERT INTO "jokes" VALUES(748,'I ran into one of your relatives when I was in Ireland last week.',54.3475392,-6.6561082,'Armagh','http://shewentofherownaccord.com/joke/748');
INSERT INTO "jokes" VALUES(747,'My wife and I watched an episode of South Park in a city in southern Ireland.',52.6537541,-7.2479833,'kilkenny','http://shewentofherownaccord.com/joke/747');
INSERT INTO "jokes" VALUES(746,'My girlfriend made me try Viagra when we went on holiday round Dartmoor.',50.7395766,-3.9990848,'Okehampton','http://shewentofherownaccord.com/joke/746');
INSERT INTO "jokes" VALUES(745,'My doctor referred me to a specialist just outside Maidenhead.',51.495671,-0.742158,'Cox Green','http://shewentofherownaccord.com/joke/745');
INSERT INTO "jokes" VALUES(744,'I had seafood in Korea last night.',37.566535,126.9779692,'Seoul','http://shewentofherownaccord.com/joke/744');
INSERT INTO "jokes" VALUES(743,'I had a date with an Irish girl last night.',53.2737969,-9.0517799,'Galway','http://shewentofherownaccord.com/joke/743');
INSERT INTO "jokes" VALUES(742,'I had a date with a girl from a village in Hertfordshire',51.8327272,-0.2144141,'Welwyn','http://shewentofherownaccord.com/joke/742');
INSERT INTO "jokes" VALUES(741,'I''ve just been horse-riding in Devon',50.48134,-3.78291,'Buckfastleigh','http://shewentofherownaccord.com/joke/741');
INSERT INTO "jokes" VALUES(740,'My bald uncle went to Lancashire.',53.5442699,-2.631063,'Wigan','http://shewentofherownaccord.com/joke/740');
INSERT INTO "jokes" VALUES(739,'I''ve just come back from an art class in Devon.',50.4408086,-3.5863184,'Paignton','http://shewentofherownaccord.com/joke/739');
INSERT INTO "jokes" VALUES(738,'I like to go on cycling holidays in North Wales',53.0469077,-2.9916733,'Wrexham','http://shewentofherownaccord.com/joke/738');
INSERT INTO "jokes" VALUES(737,'I''ve just booked a relaxing holiday in Romania.',51.5001524,-0.1262362,'london','http://shewentofherownaccord.com/joke/737');
INSERT INTO "jokes" VALUES(735,'My Wife''s bought some furniture from Weymouth',50.7390661,-2.3382346,'Dorset','http://shewentofherownaccord.com/joke/735');
INSERT INTO "jokes" VALUES(734,'I ain''t been to that town near Hayling Island yet.',50.8566072,-0.9855933,'Havant, UK','http://shewentofherownaccord.com/joke/734');
INSERT INTO "jokes" VALUES(733,'My Auntie likes her new house in rural Sussex, except for the neighbours who are sometimes noisy at night.',50.8895059,-0.2257323,'Fulking','http://shewentofherownaccord.com/joke/733');
INSERT INTO "jokes" VALUES(732,'I bought a sofa in Derbyshire last week.',53.2353575,-1.4241462,'chesterfield','http://shewentofherownaccord.com/joke/732');
INSERT INTO "jokes" VALUES(731,'I''m going to stop off on the way back from Bishop''s Stortford and collect your Hearing Aid.',51.8100844,-0.0291136,'Ware, UK','http://shewentofherownaccord.com/joke/731');
INSERT INTO "jokes" VALUES(730,'My trousers broke when I was in Croatia.',43.5069058,16.4424496,'Split','http://shewentofherownaccord.com/joke/730');
INSERT INTO "jokes" VALUES(729,'I went to look at examples of typography in Germany, and was surprised at how awful some were.',50.3364721,7.7124583,'bad ems','http://shewentofherownaccord.com/joke/729');
INSERT INTO "jokes" VALUES(728,'I was in Hertfordshire and saw a woman with the most amazing eyebrows.',51.64299,-0.360455,'bushey','http://shewentofherownaccord.com/joke/728');
INSERT INTO "jokes" VALUES(727,'My car is always in a garage in Shropshire because it''s constantly on the fritz.',52.6777266,-2.449284,'telford','http://shewentofherownaccord.com/joke/727');
INSERT INTO "jokes" VALUES(726,'Have you seen the new motor I got from a dealer near Middlesbrough?',54.6030047,-1.0776258,'Redcar','http://shewentofherownaccord.com/joke/726');
INSERT INTO "jokes" VALUES(725,'Last night I dreamt that I had sex with 3 wenches at King Arthur''s castle.',52.0190289,-0.7704274,'England','http://shewentofherownaccord.com/joke/725');
INSERT INTO "jokes" VALUES(724,'I''ve got to go all the way to a specialist on the Sussex coast to have this abscess treated.',50.8322905,-0.3186248,'Lancing, West Sussex','http://shewentofherownaccord.com/joke/724');
INSERT INTO "jokes" VALUES(723,'I''m very concerned about the financial status of some of the members of this band from the Malay Peninsula.',1.352083,103.819836,'Singapore','http://shewentofherownaccord.com/joke/723');
INSERT INTO "jokes" VALUES(722,'I''m going on a trip to Italy, but my cousin is going to meet me there and I can''t stand his demeanor.',37.3979297,14.6587821,'Sicily','http://shewentofherownaccord.com/joke/722');
INSERT INTO "jokes" VALUES(721,'My girlfriend and I are thinking about making a trip to eastern Florida for our honeymoon.',29.2108147,-81.0228331,'Daytona Beach','http://shewentofherownaccord.com/joke/721');
INSERT INTO "jokes" VALUES(720,'My wife''s attempting to place 9th Century Martyrs under Suffolk soil.',52.248726,0.705933,'Bury St Edmunds','http://shewentofherownaccord.com/joke/720');
INSERT INTO "jokes" VALUES(719,'My wife''s damaging a statue of a Fight Club cast member in an Oxfordshire market town!',51.9413889,-1.5459315,'Chipping Norton','http://shewentofherownaccord.com/joke/719');
INSERT INTO "jokes" VALUES(718,'My wife''s going to use a ghastly yellow paint to decorate the outside of our house in an Essex market town!',52.0232922,0.2430344,'Saffron Walden','http://shewentofherownaccord.com/joke/718');
INSERT INTO "jokes" VALUES(717,'My wife''s in hospital! She swallowed a brass object in a city in Bangladesh!',22.3666667,91.8,'Chittagong','http://shewentofherownaccord.com/joke/717');
INSERT INTO "jokes" VALUES(716,'I''ve damaged my boat near a Humberside town.',53.7443412,-0.3324433,'Hull','http://shewentofherownaccord.com/joke/716');
INSERT INTO "jokes" VALUES(715,'My wife is thinking of setting up a business selling yoghurt in a small town north of Portland.',45.8659467,-122.4062074,'yacolt','http://shewentofherownaccord.com/joke/715');
INSERT INTO "jokes" VALUES(714,'Did you hear the Queen is giving an MBE to a female singer from the 60s/70s who goes by one name? The presentation ceremony will be held in a major Hawaiian city.',21.3069444,-157.8583333,'honolulu','http://shewentofherownaccord.com/joke/714');
INSERT INTO "jokes" VALUES(713,'My wife''s gone on holiday to the Caribbean.',15.414999,-61.370976,'Dominica','http://shewentofherownaccord.com/joke/713');
INSERT INTO "jokes" VALUES(712,'My wife''s gone on holiday to the Caribbean.',11.2673788,-60.6517354,'Tobago','http://shewentofherownaccord.com/joke/712');
INSERT INTO "jokes" VALUES(711,'My wife''s just seen the director of The Royal Tenenbaums using a popular microblogging site in a village in West Sussex.',50.7806377,-0.8956463,'West Wittering','http://shewentofherownaccord.com/joke/711');
INSERT INTO "jokes" VALUES(710,'I met a young man near Coventry but really, he wasn''t my sort of chap.',52.3918812,-1.6492165,'Balsall common','http://shewentofherownaccord.com/joke/710');
INSERT INTO "jokes" VALUES(709,'I got soaked cycling on the road between Buckingham and Aylesbury!',51.855856,-0.819422,'Weedon, Aylesbury, Buckinghamshire','http://shewentofherownaccord.com/joke/709');
INSERT INTO "jokes" VALUES(708,'I took my granny''s best friend to southern France recently for a dirty weekend',43.604363,1.4429513,'Toulouse','http://shewentofherownaccord.com/joke/708');
INSERT INTO "jokes" VALUES(707,'I''m thinking of moving to a Northern suburb of Melbourne',-37.7545329,144.9618196,'Moreland, VIC, Australia','http://shewentofherownaccord.com/joke/707');
INSERT INTO "jokes" VALUES(706,'Where''s the best proctologist in the Chiltern Hills?',51.7631131,-0.74125,'Wendover bucks','http://shewentofherownaccord.com/joke/706');
INSERT INTO "jokes" VALUES(705,'My wife and I went to North Wales after our wedding day.',53.2278085,-4.1340488,'Bangor wales','http://shewentofherownaccord.com/joke/705');
INSERT INTO "jokes" VALUES(704,'My wife went to a moon of Jupiter.',28.3883333,-80.6036111,'Cape canaveral','http://shewentofherownaccord.com/joke/704');
INSERT INTO "jokes" VALUES(703,'My wife went to Northern Italy last week.',44.4070624,8.9339889,'Genoa','http://shewentofherownaccord.com/joke/703');
INSERT INTO "jokes" VALUES(701,'Went to a gay pride event, on an island in a British Crown Dependency last month',54.236107,-4.548056,'Isle of Mann','http://shewentofherownaccord.com/joke/701');
INSERT INTO "jokes" VALUES(700,'A young deer has just fallen into a cauldren of preserved meat in the Queen''s london residence',53.3620924,-1.4886855,'S71NZ','http://shewentofherownaccord.com/joke/700');
INSERT INTO "jokes" VALUES(699,'My wife took me on a romantic break in the Lake District.',54.6635873,-3.3672278,'Cockermouth','http://shewentofherownaccord.com/joke/699');
INSERT INTO "jokes" VALUES(698,'My wife went to a Caribbean island and was chopped up by an industrial threshing machine.',21.521757,-77.781167,'Cuba','http://shewentofherownaccord.com/joke/698');
INSERT INTO "jokes" VALUES(697,'I bought some Turkeys for Christmas from a small village in Northumberland.',55.5281076,-1.9116989,'chillingham northumberland','http://shewentofherownaccord.com/joke/697');
INSERT INTO "jokes" VALUES(696,'I went to Eastleigh the other day.',50.9879376,-1.3741026,'eastleigh','http://shewentofherownaccord.com/joke/696');
INSERT INTO "jokes" VALUES(695,'My friends are all off on holiday without me in Kent',51.363137,0.281557,'Fawkham','http://shewentofherownaccord.com/joke/695');
INSERT INTO "jokes" VALUES(694,'Last week, I randomly met one of my best friends from high school in Rhode Island!',41.8239891,-71.4128343,'Providence','http://shewentofherownaccord.com/joke/694');
INSERT INTO "jokes" VALUES(693,'Your wife tells me you stopped her getting the ferry from Fionnphort to that little island off Mull.',56.324941,-6.365019,'Fionnphort','http://shewentofherownaccord.com/joke/693');
INSERT INTO "jokes" VALUES(692,'My wife won''t stop talking about her holiday in a small Sussex village',50.82317,-0.6086326,'Yapton','http://shewentofherownaccord.com/joke/692');
INSERT INTO "jokes" VALUES(691,'I''ve just been to northwest France to buy an old Volkswagen',47.9959505,-4.0999223,'Quimper','http://shewentofherownaccord.com/joke/691');
INSERT INTO "jokes" VALUES(690,'We get our lubricants from South East Europe',39.074208,21.824312,'Greece','http://shewentofherownaccord.com/joke/690');
INSERT INTO "jokes" VALUES(689,'My wife went to a sea port in Albania',41.153332,20.168331,'Albania','http://shewentofherownaccord.com/joke/689');
INSERT INTO "jokes" VALUES(688,'I tried to swim to some islands off Land''s End.',49.925002,-6.298672,'Isles of Scilly','http://shewentofherownaccord.com/joke/688');
INSERT INTO "jokes" VALUES(687,'I got really sun burnt in the middle east last week',21.512583,55.923255,'Oman','http://shewentofherownaccord.com/joke/687');
INSERT INTO "jokes" VALUES(686,'My wife went topless in Brittany',48.3906042,-4.4869013,'Brest','http://shewentofherownaccord.com/joke/686');
INSERT INTO "jokes" VALUES(685,'my wife''s gone to the caribbean for the arts.',14.5401107,-74.9676365,'caribbean','http://shewentofherownaccord.com/joke/685');
INSERT INTO "jokes" VALUES(684,'My wife broke her ankle in west london',51.5133506,-0.3042136,'ealing','http://shewentofherownaccord.com/joke/684');
INSERT INTO "jokes" VALUES(683,'My wife went to Scandanavia.',60.472024,8.468946,'norway','http://shewentofherownaccord.com/joke/683');
INSERT INTO "jokes" VALUES(682,'My wife has a charity collection in South Wales.',51.8248492,-3.0209083,'i fenni','http://shewentofherownaccord.com/joke/682');
INSERT INTO "jokes" VALUES(681,'I could do with a holiday in Romania',44.4325,26.1038889,'bucharest','http://shewentofherownaccord.com/joke/681');
INSERT INTO "jokes" VALUES(680,'My investment in Ireland is doing well.',53.344104,-6.2674937,'dublin','http://shewentofherownaccord.com/joke/680');
INSERT INTO "jokes" VALUES(679,'I had a picture of my grandad from Massachustets',41.2834563,-70.0994605,'nantucket','http://shewentofherownaccord.com/joke/679');
INSERT INTO "jokes" VALUES(678,'my wife wants me to join her in Mexico',32.525,-117.0,'tijuana','http://shewentofherownaccord.com/joke/678');
INSERT INTO "jokes" VALUES(677,'My wife bought me ill fitting pants from France',43.1251606,5.9311119,'toulon','http://shewentofherownaccord.com/joke/677');
INSERT INTO "jokes" VALUES(676,'I''ve just got back from Eastern Europe. I tell you what, they love their fish eggs out there.',45.943161,24.96676,'Romania','http://shewentofherownaccord.com/joke/676');
INSERT INTO "jokes" VALUES(675,'I got a dicky tummy when I was driving up the Essex coast the other day. I had to pull over in a seaside town',51.540905,0.71149,'Southend-on-sea','http://shewentofherownaccord.com/joke/675');
INSERT INTO "jokes" VALUES(674,'''I’m off on a protest march in North Africa. Wanna come?''',28.033886,1.659626,'Algeria','http://shewentofherownaccord.com/joke/674');
INSERT INTO "jokes" VALUES(673,'I''m off to an Island off the East Coast of Africa next week to attempt to gain support for a methane powered road vehicle I''ve been developing',-20.348404,57.552152,'mauritius','http://shewentofherownaccord.com/joke/673');
INSERT INTO "jokes" VALUES(672,'I recently took my vain friend on holiday to the Indian subcontinent.',30.375321,69.345116,'Pakistan','http://shewentofherownaccord.com/joke/672');
INSERT INTO "jokes" VALUES(671,'Last week I visited my friend at the psychiatric hospital in South America.',3.919305,-56.027783,'Suriname','http://shewentofherownaccord.com/joke/671');
INSERT INTO "jokes" VALUES(670,'I went to watch a movie on the English riviera the other day.',50.468227,-3.532226,'Torquay','http://shewentofherownaccord.com/joke/670');
INSERT INTO "jokes" VALUES(669,'A nice man fixed my car radio when I was in North Africa.',33.886917,9.537499,'تونس','http://shewentofherownaccord.com/joke/669');
INSERT INTO "jokes" VALUES(668,'I got my ''Advanced Knotting'' scout badge while on holiday in the far east.',23.69781,120.960515,'Taiwan','http://shewentofherownaccord.com/joke/668');
INSERT INTO "jokes" VALUES(667,'My wife''s just had extensive dental work on a trip to North Africa.',33.886917,9.537499,'Tunisia','http://shewentofherownaccord.com/joke/667');
INSERT INTO "jokes" VALUES(666,'My wife went to Hampshire for a Brazilian',50.8758752,-1.6327718,'New forest, Hampshire','http://shewentofherownaccord.com/joke/666');
INSERT INTO "jokes" VALUES(665,'I was gonna ask your wife if she wanted to come extreme skiing with us this year...',63.588753,-154.4930619,'alaska','http://shewentofherownaccord.com/joke/665');
INSERT INTO "jokes" VALUES(664,'My wife just came back from a historical tour of the North East...',54.9778404,-1.6129165,'Newcastle','http://shewentofherownaccord.com/joke/664');
INSERT INTO "jokes" VALUES(663,'My wife just got back from a locksmiths in Cornwall...',50.4136078,-5.0833641,'newquay','http://shewentofherownaccord.com/joke/663');
INSERT INTO "jokes" VALUES(662,'My wife has just had an accident in the south of Spain',37.38264,-5.9962951,'Seville','http://shewentofherownaccord.com/joke/662');
INSERT INTO "jokes" VALUES(661,'My wife went to Europe to get our pet swimming rodent a birthday present...',52.3738007,4.8909347,'Amsterdam','http://shewentofherownaccord.com/joke/661');
INSERT INTO "jokes" VALUES(660,'I''m taking R2D2 and C3PO to southern Africa',-22.328474,24.684866,'Botswana','http://shewentofherownaccord.com/joke/660');
INSERT INTO "jokes" VALUES(659,'I''m going to South Dakota to watch a film about a woman named Susan who attempts the world''s highest tightrope walk!',43.5499749,-96.700327,'Sioux Falls','http://shewentofherownaccord.com/joke/659');
INSERT INTO "jokes" VALUES(658,'I''m so angry - I''ve lost my rodent in Holland.',52.3738007,4.8909347,'Amsterdam','http://shewentofherownaccord.com/joke/658');
INSERT INTO "jokes" VALUES(657,'Monty Python need more names so they can recreate their famous sketch at a London Airport',51.156785,-0.1699865,'Gatwick','http://shewentofherownaccord.com/joke/657');
INSERT INTO "jokes" VALUES(656,'A while back, I did a knife throwing trick with my wife in a circus in Kansas',37.6922361,-97.3375448,'Wichita','http://shewentofherownaccord.com/joke/656');
INSERT INTO "jokes" VALUES(655,'I''m heading to the Yorkshire Dales next week.',54.072223,-2.28159,'Settle uk','http://shewentofherownaccord.com/joke/655');
INSERT INTO "jokes" VALUES(654,'I''m off to East London to see my dermatologist.',51.5457865,-0.0554184,'Hackney, London','http://shewentofherownaccord.com/joke/654');
INSERT INTO "jokes" VALUES(653,'I had a spot of bother with an atomic weapon while rowing up a river in the north east of England.',54.9778404,-1.6129165,'Newcastle','http://shewentofherownaccord.com/joke/653');
INSERT INTO "jokes" VALUES(652,'two men have gone on trial for the rape and murder of a girl in india.',15.4253792,73.9830029,'goa','http://shewentofherownaccord.com/joke/652');
INSERT INTO "jokes" VALUES(651,'I ran into your brother near a stately home in Kent',51.2672683,0.1946167,'Knole','http://shewentofherownaccord.com/joke/651');
INSERT INTO "jokes" VALUES(650,'My wife has gone to a bridge tournament in the South of France.',43.604363,1.4429513,'toulose','http://shewentofherownaccord.com/joke/650');
INSERT INTO "jokes" VALUES(649,'My wife''s gone to Italy on holiday.',44.4070624,8.9339889,'Genoa, Italy','http://shewentofherownaccord.com/joke/649');
INSERT INTO "jokes" VALUES(648,'My wife went to Hawaii',21.2837771,-157.8361137,'waikiki','http://shewentofherownaccord.com/joke/648');
INSERT INTO "jokes" VALUES(647,'I''m going to take Elton John to the Malay Peninsula next week.',1.352083,103.819836,'Singapore','http://shewentofherownaccord.com/joke/647');
INSERT INTO "jokes" VALUES(646,'I''ve repainted my boat near Cheltenham.',51.8667425,-2.2486699,'Gloucester, england','http://shewentofherownaccord.com/joke/646');
INSERT INTO "jokes" VALUES(645,'I got an award recently for being the most miserable man in surrey',51.3168055,-0.5590802,'woking','http://shewentofherownaccord.com/joke/645');
INSERT INTO "jokes" VALUES(644,'I was cutting onions when the missus told me she was leaving me for my dad during our camping holiday in north devon',51.1307384,-4.2242067,'croyde','http://shewentofherownaccord.com/joke/644');
INSERT INTO "jokes" VALUES(643,'I ate half an egg in Yorkshire t''other day',53.9577018,-1.0822855,'york','http://shewentofherownaccord.com/joke/643');
INSERT INTO "jokes" VALUES(642,'I got savagely beaten up during my trip to the Yorkshire Dales',53.9609781,-2.0119441,'skipton','http://shewentofherownaccord.com/joke/642');
INSERT INTO "jokes" VALUES(641,'The cleaner walked in on me and the missus whilst doing the deed on a dirty weekend away in devon',50.7218,-3.533617,'Exeter','http://shewentofherownaccord.com/joke/641');
INSERT INTO "jokes" VALUES(640,'I just got stood up on a date outside Shipley',53.8473386,-1.7853525,'baildon, england','http://shewentofherownaccord.com/joke/640');
INSERT INTO "jokes" VALUES(639,'I just had a right massive feast north of Winchester',51.08862,-1.2978222,'Kings Worthy, England','http://shewentofherownaccord.com/joke/639');
INSERT INTO "jokes" VALUES(638,'I just saw some old fashioned buses near Farnborough',51.2765596,-0.8421516,'fleet, england','http://shewentofherownaccord.com/joke/638');
INSERT INTO "jokes" VALUES(637,'I just bought a raffle ticket from a follicularly challenged convetion in Hampshire',51.0629403,-1.3165037,'winchester, england','http://shewentofherownaccord.com/joke/637');
INSERT INTO "jokes" VALUES(636,'I gave a lecture just outside Chelmsford the other day',51.7575751,0.5409425,'Boreham, Essex','http://shewentofherownaccord.com/joke/636');
INSERT INTO "jokes" VALUES(635,'We were driving through this small hamlet in Staffordshire, when she asked me, &quot;What''s the Spanish word for a road that''s goes through a river..&quot;',52.6909829,-1.7210856,'Elford','http://shewentofherownaccord.com/joke/635');
INSERT INTO "jokes" VALUES(634,'My friend''s just been in a karaoke contest in East Asia.',1.352083,103.819836,'Singapore','http://shewentofherownaccord.com/joke/634');
INSERT INTO "jokes" VALUES(633,'I got up to some hanky-panky just south of Tattershall.',53.0859451,-0.2065213,'Dogdyke','http://shewentofherownaccord.com/joke/633');
INSERT INTO "jokes" VALUES(632,'Can you give me a lift to a village near Wragby?',53.2618264,-0.3370431,'Apley','http://shewentofherownaccord.com/joke/632');
INSERT INTO "jokes" VALUES(631,'I''m trying to find one of the apostles in Romford',51.4575421,-0.1161163,'St Matthew''s Close, London','http://shewentofherownaccord.com/joke/631');
INSERT INTO "jokes" VALUES(630,'I''m going to a trade fair in München.',48.1391265,11.5801863,'München','http://shewentofherownaccord.com/joke/630');
INSERT INTO "jokes" VALUES(629,'I''m trying to book the guest of honour for a Star Trek Convention in south-east Ireland.',51.897167,-8.477869,'Cork','http://shewentofherownaccord.com/joke/629');
INSERT INTO "jokes" VALUES(628,'I''m really angry with my mate in the South East of Ireland',52.6537541,-7.2479833,'kilkenny, ireland','http://shewentofherownaccord.com/joke/628');
INSERT INTO "jokes" VALUES(627,'I''m taking my brother''s child to the South of France next week',43.7034273,7.2662656,'Nice, France','http://shewentofherownaccord.com/joke/627');
INSERT INTO "jokes" VALUES(626,'I had Christmas dinner in Belgium.',50.8462807,4.3547273,'Brussels','http://shewentofherownaccord.com/joke/626');
INSERT INTO "jokes" VALUES(625,'I''ve just got back from climbing a mountain in the Himalayas.',27.98002,86.921543,'Mount Everest','http://shewentofherownaccord.com/joke/625');
INSERT INTO "jokes" VALUES(624,'I spent a lovely night in an animal''s lair in Scandinavia.',56.26392,9.501785,'Denmark','http://shewentofherownaccord.com/joke/624');
INSERT INTO "jokes" VALUES(623,'Guess which ancient Mesopotamian site I''m going to visit.',30.8737,46.0321,'Ur, Iraq','http://shewentofherownaccord.com/joke/623');
INSERT INTO "jokes" VALUES(622,'I''ve got a large quantity of paper in a town in France.',49.2566023,4.0330909,'Reims','http://shewentofherownaccord.com/joke/622');
INSERT INTO "jokes" VALUES(621,'I''m off on holiday to the Himalayas with a load of money.',29.647951,91.117006,'Tibet','http://shewentofherownaccord.com/joke/621');
INSERT INTO "jokes" VALUES(620,'My children misbehaved on holiday in a small town in the Isle Of Wight.',50.72135,-1.258592,'Whippingham, Isle Of Wight','http://shewentofherownaccord.com/joke/620');
INSERT INTO "jokes" VALUES(619,'When I went to school in Somerset, the other kids used to point at me and shout rude names.',51.0146532,-3.1034462,'Taunton','http://shewentofherownaccord.com/joke/619');
INSERT INTO "jokes" VALUES(618,'I''m off to the West Country to eat jelly.',51.0587013,-2.9499066,'Somerset, England','http://shewentofherownaccord.com/joke/618');
INSERT INTO "jokes" VALUES(617,'I''m off to a little village near Norton Ash in Kent to make fun of the homeless.',51.3242861,0.8332838,'Mockbeggar, Kent','http://shewentofherownaccord.com/joke/617');
INSERT INTO "jokes" VALUES(616,'I danced in Guinea last year?',10.7283738,-9.3617248,'Kankan, Guinea','http://shewentofherownaccord.com/joke/616');
INSERT INTO "jokes" VALUES(615,'My wife went on holiday to Indonesia last week',-0.789275,113.921327,'Indonesia','http://shewentofherownaccord.com/joke/615');
INSERT INTO "jokes" VALUES(614,'I saw a bunch of buskers in south London the other day.',51.4638648,-0.1681249,'Clapham, London','http://shewentofherownaccord.com/joke/614');
INSERT INTO "jokes" VALUES(613,'My Aunt slept with a whole krautrock group somewhere in North America in the early seventies.',56.130366,-106.346771,'Canada','http://shewentofherownaccord.com/joke/613');
INSERT INTO "jokes" VALUES(612,'Hello Granddad!  You know, I spent last week in a little village near Carmarthen!',51.8293449,-4.2878072,'cwmffrwd','http://shewentofherownaccord.com/joke/612');
INSERT INTO "jokes" VALUES(611,'George IV loved to go shopping',51.513707,-0.1409685,'Regent Street, London','http://shewentofherownaccord.com/joke/611');
INSERT INTO "jokes" VALUES(610,'That river looks very odd to me',60.5019444,-150.7622222,'funny river','http://shewentofherownaccord.com/joke/610');
INSERT INTO "jokes" VALUES(609,'I have a Russian friend who is a superb detective, he walks around the town at night listening to people talking and soon finds the criminals!',45.0,34.0,'crimea russia','http://shewentofherownaccord.com/joke/609');
INSERT INTO "jokes" VALUES(608,'There''s a debt collector, and she''s resorting to horrific levels of violence in certain parts of America',41.8780025,-93.097702,'iwoa','http://shewentofherownaccord.com/joke/608');
INSERT INTO "jokes" VALUES(607,'My car got stolen last week. Now the police say it''s turned up in a village just off the A303 near Yeovil.',50.9711915,-2.7156168,'tintinhull somerset','http://shewentofherownaccord.com/joke/607');
INSERT INTO "jokes" VALUES(606,'I was on a commuter train going through Exeter, when a man who claimed to know Jesus got on and sat next to me.',50.716262,-3.539802,'st thomas, exeter','http://shewentofherownaccord.com/joke/606');
INSERT INTO "jokes" VALUES(605,'I met a Frenchman who lives in a village in Devon, just west of Tiverton.',50.915517,-3.546854,'frogwell','http://shewentofherownaccord.com/joke/605');
INSERT INTO "jokes" VALUES(604,'I organised a Christmas party just outside Ilfracombe.',51.194647,-4.139183,'higher slade','http://shewentofherownaccord.com/joke/604');
INSERT INTO "jokes" VALUES(603,'I was driving through a village on the A361 on my way to Ilfracombe when a cat ran out in front of me.',51.122246,-4.155325,'kittywell','http://shewentofherownaccord.com/joke/603');
INSERT INTO "jokes" VALUES(602,'I was chased by a sex maniac on the upper banks of the river Tamar last night.',50.464588,-4.208414,'holes hole','http://shewentofherownaccord.com/joke/602');
INSERT INTO "jokes" VALUES(601,'I was admiring the views overlooking Plymouth Sound from the Cornish side yesterday, when I got cornered by a religious maniac.',50.345434,-4.190753,'maker','http://shewentofherownaccord.com/joke/601');
INSERT INTO "jokes" VALUES(600,'Quick I need the toilet, Know one around here?',50.3562534,-4.4567046,'looe','http://shewentofherownaccord.com/joke/600');
INSERT INTO "jokes" VALUES(599,'I took a wrong turn on the Cornish coast after a round of golf, and accidentally drove over a cliff.',50.339053,-4.738599,'carlyon bay','http://shewentofherownaccord.com/joke/599');
INSERT INTO "jokes" VALUES(598,'I may have fathered a child many years ago, when I was living in Cornwall.',50.351282,-4.701779,'par','http://shewentofherownaccord.com/joke/598');
INSERT INTO "jokes" VALUES(597,'My girlfriend visited the US at Halloween and never came back',37.6922361,-97.3375448,'wichita','http://shewentofherownaccord.com/joke/597');
INSERT INTO "jokes" VALUES(596,'I went on an Indian-themed boat trip up a river in Cornwall yesterday, and now my guts are playing up something rotten.',50.2292643,-4.9835269,'fal river cornwall','http://shewentofherownaccord.com/joke/596');
INSERT INTO "jokes" VALUES(595,'I went to this beach in South Devon, but my day was ruined by horrible little brats shouting and screaming and running around all over the place.',50.28393,-3.885641,'bantham','http://shewentofherownaccord.com/joke/595');
INSERT INTO "jokes" VALUES(594,'My yacht ran aground last summer on the beach in Kent where the bouncing bomb was tested.',51.3783605,1.1976541,'reculver','http://shewentofherownaccord.com/joke/594');
INSERT INTO "jokes" VALUES(593,'I spent a week in a seaside village in East Cornwall last summer. I can''t say I enjoyed it.',50.33333,-4.201416,'kingsand','http://shewentofherownaccord.com/joke/593');
INSERT INTO "jokes" VALUES(592,'I''m renting a house in South Devon next weekend, so I can chill out with a few friends.',50.234611,-3.769469,'salcombe','http://shewentofherownaccord.com/joke/592');
INSERT INTO "jokes" VALUES(591,'Learnt how to play Arabic music in the Middle East recently',25.354826,51.183884,'qatar','http://shewentofherownaccord.com/joke/591');
INSERT INTO "jokes" VALUES(590,'I''m going on a Stag weekend in Belgium.',50.6496997,3.9235204,'silly','http://shewentofherownaccord.com/joke/590');
INSERT INTO "jokes" VALUES(589,'I''ve just been up a mountain in South America.',-35.675147,-71.542969,'Chile','http://shewentofherownaccord.com/joke/589');
INSERT INTO "jokes" VALUES(588,'I had a rather close encounter with a sexually aggressive man whilst on holiday in Hong Kong',22.228,113.933,'Tong Fuk','http://shewentofherownaccord.com/joke/588');
INSERT INTO "jokes" VALUES(587,'My wife and daughter spent the summer working on some Portuguese islands in the Atlantic.',38.7216415,-27.2205771,'azores','http://shewentofherownaccord.com/joke/587');
INSERT INTO "jokes" VALUES(586,'I once met a man who claimed he was so poor he had to live in a bucket somewhere near St Austell.',50.3140327,-4.8525819,'hewaswater','http://shewentofherownaccord.com/joke/586');
INSERT INTO "jokes" VALUES(585,'Morecambe and Wise bought a house in Plymouth once.',50.4186111,-4.1772222,'ernesettle','http://shewentofherownaccord.com/joke/585');
INSERT INTO "jokes" VALUES(584,'I was constipated for a week, but a visit to the edge of Dartmoor did the trick.',50.4905041,-4.1119937,'crapstone','http://shewentofherownaccord.com/joke/584');
INSERT INTO "jokes" VALUES(583,'Bill Clinton''s having a very relaxing holiday in Cornwall.',50.1881028,-5.4205744,'hayle','http://shewentofherownaccord.com/joke/583');
INSERT INTO "jokes" VALUES(582,'I''ve heard that Elvis is alive, but living in fear down in Devon.',50.4981209,-3.5786218,'kingskerswell','http://shewentofherownaccord.com/joke/582');
INSERT INTO "jokes" VALUES(581,'I fell asleep sunbathing at a nudist camp in Somerset.',50.8727119,-2.9658802,'chard, somerset','http://shewentofherownaccord.com/joke/581');
INSERT INTO "jokes" VALUES(580,'Honda''s robot fell off a ruined castle in Cornwall.',50.6634695,-4.7426236,'tintagel','http://shewentofherownaccord.com/joke/580');
INSERT INTO "jokes" VALUES(579,'One of Dick Dastardly''s pilots finally stopped the pigeon somewhere in Plymouth yesterday.',50.3822167,-4.1338941,'mutley plain','http://shewentofherownaccord.com/joke/579');
INSERT INTO "jokes" VALUES(578,'A spaceship crashed into a cave this morning. It''s utter carnage.',51.2222551,-2.6703673,'wookey hole','http://shewentofherownaccord.com/joke/578');
INSERT INTO "jokes" VALUES(577,'Last week I went to an all-you-can-eat restaurant in the West Country, but they''d run out of everything but cheese sandwiches.',51.2863889,-2.7602778,'cheddar gorge','http://shewentofherownaccord.com/joke/577');
INSERT INTO "jokes" VALUES(576,'It was so cold in mid-Devon last year that I got frostbite in my privates. The doctors had to amputate, and to make matters worse there''d been cutbacks in the orthopaedic department.',50.7395766,-3.9990848,'okehampton','http://shewentofherownaccord.com/joke/576');
INSERT INTO "jokes" VALUES(575,'There''s a group of narrow-minded cowboys holed up somewhere in the depths of Cornwall.',50.3924823,-4.9318835,'indian queens','http://shewentofherownaccord.com/joke/575');
INSERT INTO "jokes" VALUES(574,'I bought an off-road bike on the English Riviera yesterday.',50.468227,-3.532226,'torquay','http://shewentofherownaccord.com/joke/574');
INSERT INTO "jokes" VALUES(573,'I went to a music festival in a run-down part of Plymouth the other day.',50.36998,-4.122114,'Prince Rock','http://shewentofherownaccord.com/joke/573');
INSERT INTO "jokes" VALUES(572,'I picked up a hot date on a roundabout in Plymouth.',50.3780556,-4.1469444,'Pennycomequick','http://shewentofherownaccord.com/joke/572');
INSERT INTO "jokes" VALUES(571,'I''m having difficulty planning my holiday to Austria.',48.017954,13.481956,'Pfaffing','http://shewentofherownaccord.com/joke/571');
INSERT INTO "jokes" VALUES(570,'I really loved you until I met Berg.......',49.794256,9.927489,'wurzburg','http://shewentofherownaccord.com/joke/570');
INSERT INTO "jokes" VALUES(568,'Tripped over and my head ended up in a girl''s cleavage....',48.9950588,11.2099268,'titting','http://shewentofherownaccord.com/joke/568');
INSERT INTO "jokes" VALUES(567,'I am wearing Jodhpurs and have reached the Bristol Channel very quickly.',51.3476249,-2.9793002,'Weston-Super-Mare','http://shewentofherownaccord.com/joke/567');
INSERT INTO "jokes" VALUES(566,'Went on an orgy last week in Austria and the people just wanted to have sex the whole time!',48.067541,12.862529,'fucking','http://shewentofherownaccord.com/joke/566');
INSERT INTO "jokes" VALUES(565,'Went to a great venue last night in India, fantastic music!!!!!!',8.503696,76.952187,'trivandrum','http://shewentofherownaccord.com/joke/565');
INSERT INTO "jokes" VALUES(564,'Me and a friend of mine who was in the Royal Flying Corps during the First World War had to cross a stream in Bedfordshire wearing big wellies.',52.08726,-0.2664656,'Biggleswade','http://shewentofherownaccord.com/joke/564');
INSERT INTO "jokes" VALUES(563,'Had a friend who went to work in the US in a laundry but found it took up all his time',38.8951118,-77.0363658,'washington','http://shewentofherownaccord.com/joke/563');
INSERT INTO "jokes" VALUES(562,'I went to France last year and had a purrrrfect time!',45.5524297,6.4534278,'pussy','http://shewentofherownaccord.com/joke/562');
INSERT INTO "jokes" VALUES(561,'Met a complete idiot in a town in Sierra Leone last year.',7.255055,-11.5991,'tosser','http://shewentofherownaccord.com/joke/561');
INSERT INTO "jokes" VALUES(560,'Went on holiday to a town in Iran and had a really bad time....',36.480412,53.557671,'Shit','http://shewentofherownaccord.com/joke/560');
INSERT INTO "jokes" VALUES(558,'Went to the Mediterranean yesterday and ate loads of seafood!',40.1208752,9.0128926,'sardinia','http://shewentofherownaccord.com/joke/558');
INSERT INTO "jokes" VALUES(557,'My arse really hurts, in fact I''ve found some splinters in it',50.8500541,-1.780805,'ringwood','http://shewentofherownaccord.com/joke/557');
INSERT INTO "jokes" VALUES(556,'I bought my dad''s Christmas present in one of the Channel Islands yesterday',49.214439,-2.13125,'jersey','http://shewentofherownaccord.com/joke/556');
INSERT INTO "jokes" VALUES(555,'I had a sandwich in a town in Surrey',51.2727606,-0.4005611,'Effingham UK','http://shewentofherownaccord.com/joke/555');
INSERT INTO "jokes" VALUES(554,'I saw some cattle in a village in Hampshire',50.8992843,-1.0220634,'Cowplain','http://shewentofherownaccord.com/joke/554');
INSERT INTO "jokes" VALUES(553,'Picked up a rash from somewhere near Southampton',50.902222,-1.366474,'itchen','http://shewentofherownaccord.com/joke/553');
INSERT INTO "jokes" VALUES(552,'I''m feeling horny, what''s on stage at the theatre in this town near Memphis?',35.6145169,-88.8139469,'jackson','http://shewentofherownaccord.com/joke/552');
INSERT INTO "jokes" VALUES(551,'Holiday we went, ummm, 3rd planet in the System of Solar, little one, blue/green it is.',34.2331373,-102.4107493,'earth','http://shewentofherownaccord.com/joke/551');
INSERT INTO "jokes" VALUES(550,'There was a massive outside orgy just east of Lincoln.',53.2439177,-0.3391976,'stainfield','http://shewentofherownaccord.com/joke/550');
INSERT INTO "jokes" VALUES(549,'There was a rave due to take place in a field, just east of Lincoln, when the heavens opened.',53.169386,-0.384262,'nocton fen','http://shewentofherownaccord.com/joke/549');
INSERT INTO "jokes" VALUES(548,'Let''s make a porno in Lincolnshire.',53.2080692,-0.1146891,'horncastle','http://shewentofherownaccord.com/joke/548');
INSERT INTO "jokes" VALUES(547,'There''s a Lincolnshire village where a cafe celebrates pickles.',53.2085175,-0.4122425,'branston booths','http://shewentofherownaccord.com/joke/547');
INSERT INTO "jokes" VALUES(546,'My ears are cold here in Lincolnshire.',53.1045544,-0.1894671,'Tattershall','http://shewentofherownaccord.com/joke/546');
INSERT INTO "jokes" VALUES(545,'It''s bloody cold here just south of Oldham',53.522697,-2.108386,'Hathershaw','http://shewentofherownaccord.com/joke/545');
INSERT INTO "jokes" VALUES(544,'Have to go and work in North East Africa next week!!',12.862807,30.217636,'sudan','http://shewentofherownaccord.com/joke/544');
INSERT INTO "jokes" VALUES(543,'Just had a smashing holiday',39.619299,19.919585,'corfu','http://shewentofherownaccord.com/joke/543');
INSERT INTO "jokes" VALUES(542,'We saw a nuisance man get arrested last week',47.4984056,19.0407578,'budapest','http://shewentofherownaccord.com/joke/542');
INSERT INTO "jokes" VALUES(541,'My friends went out in London last night drinking, one of them ended up chucking up at the tube station',51.4951117,-0.254533,'turnham green','http://shewentofherownaccord.com/joke/541');
INSERT INTO "jokes" VALUES(540,'My wife''s just been to the capital of Alaska, but I can''t remember what it''s called.',58.3019444,-134.4197222,'Juneau','http://shewentofherownaccord.com/joke/540');
INSERT INTO "jokes" VALUES(539,'Went to the local town to get my eyes checked out as I have really bad eye sight these days',41.8973268,-70.5494754,'cedar bushes','http://shewentofherownaccord.com/joke/539');
INSERT INTO "jokes" VALUES(538,'Spent the whole weekend wondering whether to take the job in Eastern Europe',47.411631,28.369885,'moldova','http://shewentofherownaccord.com/joke/538');
INSERT INTO "jokes" VALUES(537,'Had a terrible stomach ache after eating too much fruit when in India',11.93288,79.837067,'puducherry','http://shewentofherownaccord.com/joke/537');
INSERT INTO "jokes" VALUES(536,'My ex girlfriend had a fantastic holiday in India',12.86936,74.84256,'mangalore','http://shewentofherownaccord.com/joke/536');
INSERT INTO "jokes" VALUES(535,'spent no money when I stayed in India last week',12.3033,76.645866,'mysore','http://shewentofherownaccord.com/joke/535');
INSERT INTO "jokes" VALUES(534,'took lots of presents to give to the children in the town I stayed in Sri Lanka',7.284459,80.637459,'kandy','http://shewentofherownaccord.com/joke/534');
INSERT INTO "jokes" VALUES(533,'Had a great curry when I was in India last week!',13.060416,80.249634,'madras','http://shewentofherownaccord.com/joke/533');
INSERT INTO "jokes" VALUES(532,'Have you seen the news reports of a group of backpackers suffering from severe frostbite after getting lost in a mountain range in South America?',-20.0,-67.0,'andes mountains','http://shewentofherownaccord.com/joke/532');
INSERT INTO "jokes" VALUES(531,'Took my girlfriend on a romantic holiday to the Lake District last weekend',54.6635873,-3.3672278,'cockermouth','http://shewentofherownaccord.com/joke/531');
INSERT INTO "jokes" VALUES(530,'I''ve just been reviewing the interest rates on loans available here in my home town in Alaska.',64.8377778,-147.7163889,'Fairbanks','http://shewentofherownaccord.com/joke/530');
INSERT INTO "jokes" VALUES(529,'My grandfather played cricket for the Russian Cavalry in Mongolia',47.921378,106.90554,'ulaanbaatar','http://shewentofherownaccord.com/joke/529');
INSERT INTO "jokes" VALUES(528,'Went on holiday to Albania and felt ill all the time....',42.048828,19.911421,'puke','http://shewentofherownaccord.com/joke/528');
INSERT INTO "jokes" VALUES(527,'I''m travelling to a town in Canada''s Yukon territory to buy some livestock.',60.719692,-135.052288,'whitehorse','http://shewentofherownaccord.com/joke/527');
INSERT INTO "jokes" VALUES(526,'I will be going to a culinary college in Siberia to learn how to cook bread and other bakery items. It''s a small town in the Evenki region.',61.6817092,96.3639602,'Baykit','http://shewentofherownaccord.com/joke/526');
INSERT INTO "jokes" VALUES(525,'Watched an old cop pgm on holiday in Sri Lanka',6.927468,79.848358,'colombo','http://shewentofherownaccord.com/joke/525');
INSERT INTO "jokes" VALUES(524,'Let''s have a coffee together, and I''ll tell you about my next holiday destination in Indonesia.',-7.6145292,110.7122465,'Java','http://shewentofherownaccord.com/joke/524');
INSERT INTO "jokes" VALUES(523,'I had to go to go to an airport in Madagascar last night to pick up some female relatives.',-18.914872,47.531612,'antananarivo','http://shewentofherownaccord.com/joke/523');
INSERT INTO "jokes" VALUES(522,'I went to the shops this morning to buy a turkey from the Butchers but they couldn''t serve me due to technical difficulties',52.9358295,-2.6837299,'tilstock','http://shewentofherownaccord.com/joke/522');
INSERT INTO "jokes" VALUES(521,'My wife wants to go on holiday to Mexico',32.533489,-117.018204,'Tijuana, Mexico','http://shewentofherownaccord.com/joke/521');
INSERT INTO "jokes" VALUES(520,'I had a long trip in the snow yesterday to the emergency doctors surgery - severe pains in my nether regions!',52.448317,-1.831046,'Acocks Green','http://shewentofherownaccord.com/joke/520');
INSERT INTO "jokes" VALUES(519,'A ship ran aground off the Sussex coast',50.8031971,-0.5139857,'Rustington, West Sussex','http://shewentofherownaccord.com/joke/519');
INSERT INTO "jokes" VALUES(518,'I used to run a second hand tool store in America',44.0682019,-114.7420408,'Idaho','http://shewentofherownaccord.com/joke/518');
INSERT INTO "jokes" VALUES(517,'I killed a man in Cheshire',53.3621218,-2.7328855,'widness','http://shewentofherownaccord.com/joke/517');
INSERT INTO "jokes" VALUES(516,'I''ve just returned from a symposium in Finland discussing the use of puerile Christian imagery in children''s literature.',60.1698791,24.9384078,'Helsinki','http://shewentofherownaccord.com/joke/516');
INSERT INTO "jokes" VALUES(515,'My wife''s just been beaten up in the Australasia section of a zoo in Malaysia.',3.2331777,101.7083134,'Kuala Lumpur','http://shewentofherownaccord.com/joke/515');
INSERT INTO "jokes" VALUES(514,'I''ve just come back from a choral tour of Afghanistan.',34.4344,70.4612,'Jalalabad','http://shewentofherownaccord.com/joke/514');
INSERT INTO "jokes" VALUES(513,'I went to visit my Aunt in the north-east recently.',54.9778404,-1.6129165,'Newcastle','http://shewentofherownaccord.com/joke/513');
INSERT INTO "jokes" VALUES(512,'Eee by gum, you know how you lent me your suit for t''interview in t''Eastern Vietnam, I gone and spil''t my soup down it!',11.88327,108.959198,'Thon ma ty','http://shewentofherownaccord.com/joke/512');
INSERT INTO "jokes" VALUES(511,'I met a sexy young thing while on holiday in Vietnam!',11.47498,107.0867,'Foukar','http://shewentofherownaccord.com/joke/511');
INSERT INTO "jokes" VALUES(510,'My wife got drunk and slept with the bellboy while on holiday in a small village near Strasbourg...',49.0510332,7.4237832,'Bitche','http://shewentofherownaccord.com/joke/510');
INSERT INTO "jokes" VALUES(509,'My friend''s girlfriend went missing near the Danish capital.',55.6414856,12.0804175,'Roskilde','http://shewentofherownaccord.com/joke/509');
INSERT INTO "jokes" VALUES(508,'I crashed my scooter in Thailand',7.9843109,98.3307468,'Phuket, Thailand','http://shewentofherownaccord.com/joke/508');
INSERT INTO "jokes" VALUES(507,'My son got a great new house in France.',43.604363,1.4429513,'toulouse, france','http://shewentofherownaccord.com/joke/507');
INSERT INTO "jokes" VALUES(506,'I met cracking girl in India last month.',15.4253792,73.9830029,'Goa','http://shewentofherownaccord.com/joke/506');
INSERT INTO "jokes" VALUES(505,'My husband had a terrible time outside of Trondheim.',63.444518,10.9041299,'hell, norway','http://shewentofherownaccord.com/joke/505');
INSERT INTO "jokes" VALUES(504,'I had quite bad wind in a little town in Denmark',55.5069211,9.7283975,'middelfart, denmark','http://shewentofherownaccord.com/joke/504');
INSERT INTO "jokes" VALUES(503,'My Chinese friend had car trouble near Kidderminster.',52.4036713,-2.1785142,'Blakedown','http://shewentofherownaccord.com/joke/503');
INSERT INTO "jokes" VALUES(502,'I went to my doctors near Kidderminster about my rash.',52.390993,-2.086462,'Bell End','http://shewentofherownaccord.com/joke/502');
INSERT INTO "jokes" VALUES(501,'I saw an animal in a river just outside Århus.',55.973076,10.1529546,'Odder','http://shewentofherownaccord.com/joke/501');
INSERT INTO "jokes" VALUES(500,'I took a few days off from work recently',11.15,37.3166667,'Lieu, West Gonjam, Amhara, Ethiopia','http://shewentofherownaccord.com/joke/500');
INSERT INTO "jokes" VALUES(499,'I bought a new car in Hertfordshire',51.6548556,-0.3982031,'Watford','http://shewentofherownaccord.com/joke/499');
INSERT INTO "jokes" VALUES(498,'I was in Lincolnshire recently, and wrote a song for my Granny',52.9154232,-0.6402773,'Grantham, lincolnshire','http://shewentofherownaccord.com/joke/498');
INSERT INTO "jokes" VALUES(496,'A woman stopped me out of the blue while I was on holiday in Northern Italy recently.',44.4070624,8.9339889,'Genoa','http://shewentofherownaccord.com/joke/496');
INSERT INTO "jokes" VALUES(497,'I got a tattoo the other day in Lancashire the other day that said &quot;Hello Mum&quot;',53.7577292,-2.7034403,'preston','http://shewentofherownaccord.com/joke/497');
INSERT INTO "jokes" VALUES(495,'I wanted to do some archery this weekend, but I left an important bit of kit in Middlesex',51.5788094,-0.3337605,'Harrow','http://shewentofherownaccord.com/joke/495');
INSERT INTO "jokes" VALUES(494,'My car has broken down and I don''t know how to get the last couple of miles to the town just south of Lincoln...',53.182458,-0.5882125,'North Hykeham','http://shewentofherownaccord.com/joke/494');
INSERT INTO "jokes" VALUES(493,'I''ve just been to a town on The Tyne.',54.9786101,-1.4837329,'Jarrow','http://shewentofherownaccord.com/joke/493');
INSERT INTO "jokes" VALUES(491,'My wife isn''t ready for our trip to Eastern Europe',61.52401,105.318756,'Russia','http://shewentofherownaccord.com/joke/491');
INSERT INTO "jokes" VALUES(490,'My friends have been staying in my holiday cottage north of Middlesbrough.',54.5944425,-1.2917945,'Billingham','http://shewentofherownaccord.com/joke/490');
INSERT INTO "jokes" VALUES(489,'My greenhouse got destroyed by a tornado in a Scottish city...',55.8656274,-4.2572227,'glasgow','http://shewentofherownaccord.com/joke/489');
INSERT INTO "jokes" VALUES(488,'I got lost in a Swiss suburb the other day.',46.96318,7.464781,'Wankdorf','http://shewentofherownaccord.com/joke/488');
INSERT INTO "jokes" VALUES(487,'I bought a bag of crisps in the capital of Israel',31.7857,35.2007,'jersualem','http://shewentofherownaccord.com/joke/487');
INSERT INTO "jokes" VALUES(486,'My uncle''s buying an arable farm in Indonesia.',-8.4095178,115.188916,'http://maps.gstatic.com/intl/en_ALL/mapfiles/markerTransparent.png','http://shewentofherownaccord.com/joke/486');
INSERT INTO "jokes" VALUES(485,'I''m going to a show in a former mining town in the north-east.',54.8608155,-1.8423528,'Consett','http://shewentofherownaccord.com/joke/485');
INSERT INTO "jokes" VALUES(484,'I saw a spectral figure in the East Riding of Yorkshire.',53.703525,-0.871465,'Goole','http://shewentofherownaccord.com/joke/484');
INSERT INTO "jokes" VALUES(483,'I''ve just been to a lovely little place just north of Hayling Island near Portsmouth',50.8566072,-0.9855933,'Havant','http://shewentofherownaccord.com/joke/483');
INSERT INTO "jokes" VALUES(482,'There used to be a bloke in Berkshire who could identify all sorts of cheese',51.4003873,-1.3218591,'Newbury','http://shewentofherownaccord.com/joke/482');
INSERT INTO "jokes" VALUES(481,'I just saw on the news that a town in oxfordshire is outlawing some French cheeses.',52.0600205,-1.3404488,'Banbury, oxon','http://shewentofherownaccord.com/joke/481');
INSERT INTO "jokes" VALUES(480,'My son''s got a degree from a Berkshire university',51.455,-0.9691667,'Reading, Berkshire','http://shewentofherownaccord.com/joke/480');
INSERT INTO "jokes" VALUES(479,'There''s this smart kid who lives on the south coast',50.8197155,-0.1365716,'Brighton','http://shewentofherownaccord.com/joke/479');
INSERT INTO "jokes" VALUES(478,'There''s a place in the Isle of Wight that does some really nice milk',50.762371,-1.298609,'Cowes','http://shewentofherownaccord.com/joke/478');
INSERT INTO "jokes" VALUES(477,'My brother lives in Wales near Llanidloes',52.5131554,-3.3141213,'Newtown, Wales','http://shewentofherownaccord.com/joke/477');
INSERT INTO "jokes" VALUES(476,'I went to see The Specials in Norfolk',52.3776267,1.1063767,'Diss','http://shewentofherownaccord.com/joke/476');
INSERT INTO "jokes" VALUES(475,'I went to visit a quaint Hertfordshire town',51.8100844,-0.0291136,'Ware, Hertfordshire','http://shewentofherownaccord.com/joke/475');
INSERT INTO "jokes" VALUES(474,'I went to a sculpting exhibition in Kent.',51.2703369,0.523841,'Maidstone Kent','http://shewentofherownaccord.com/joke/474');
INSERT INTO "jokes" VALUES(473,'I''m looking forward to spending Christmas in Germany',53.5534074,9.9921962,'hamburg','http://shewentofherownaccord.com/joke/473');
INSERT INTO "jokes" VALUES(472,'My wife was in the mid west USA when someone threw a tin of paint over her?',43.911776,-91.358561,'Dakota','http://shewentofherownaccord.com/joke/472');
INSERT INTO "jokes" VALUES(471,'Lancashire County Cricket Club is playing a match in Germany',52.5234051,13.4113999,'berlin','http://shewentofherownaccord.com/joke/471');
INSERT INTO "jokes" VALUES(470,'I''ve a friend in Lincolnshire who can deceive wasps.',53.1058302,-0.1743393,'coningsby, lincs','http://shewentofherownaccord.com/joke/470');
INSERT INTO "jokes" VALUES(469,'I got some dodgy meat from Lancashire',53.541277,-2.117662,'oldham, uk','http://shewentofherownaccord.com/joke/469');
INSERT INTO "jokes" VALUES(468,'My brother has recently emigrated to Australia',-33.867139,151.207114,'Sydney','http://shewentofherownaccord.com/joke/468');
INSERT INTO "jokes" VALUES(467,'I was driving through Yorkshire when my genitals started singing.',53.5256931,-1.6308068,'Penistone','http://shewentofherownaccord.com/joke/467');
INSERT INTO "jokes" VALUES(466,'I hit my thumb with hammer on the rubbish dump near tilbury',51.5284848,0.4740266,'fobbing','http://shewentofherownaccord.com/joke/466');
INSERT INTO "jokes" VALUES(465,'My husband and I are about to move to Derbyshire.',53.0975199,-1.3840387,'Alfreton','http://shewentofherownaccord.com/joke/465');
INSERT INTO "jokes" VALUES(464,'I''ve got a job interview tomorrow in the ''Lone Star State''.',31.9685988,-99.9018131,'texas','http://shewentofherownaccord.com/joke/464');
INSERT INTO "jokes" VALUES(463,'I had a wonderful adventure in the capital of Russia recently...',55.755786,37.617633,'Moscow','http://shewentofherownaccord.com/joke/463');
INSERT INTO "jokes" VALUES(462,'I was Flying out of a small Scottish airport when a random gentleman showed me the best way to extinguish a candle.',55.509115,-4.610898,'Prestwick airport','http://shewentofherownaccord.com/joke/462');
INSERT INTO "jokes" VALUES(461,'I went shopping in Norway last week and picked up some great souveniers',60.3880719,5.3318512,'Bergen','http://shewentofherownaccord.com/joke/461');
INSERT INTO "jokes" VALUES(460,'Im thinking of starting up my own store in the west country',50.766667,-4.55,'poundstock','http://shewentofherownaccord.com/joke/460');
INSERT INTO "jokes" VALUES(459,'I was visiting mates in the east of Scotland when we got talking about which member of the ''Friends'' cast I was most like',56.204934,-3.423465,'Kinross,Scotland','http://shewentofherownaccord.com/joke/459');
INSERT INTO "jokes" VALUES(458,'Ive got a boxing match in Thailand next week',13.7234186,100.4762319,'bangkok','http://shewentofherownaccord.com/joke/458');
INSERT INTO "jokes" VALUES(457,'I got knocked down while travelling around the Japanese coast.',34.718596,136.5056975,'Tsu','http://shewentofherownaccord.com/joke/457');
INSERT INTO "jokes" VALUES(456,'I just rented a flat in Somerset.',51.3814282,-2.3574537,'Bath','http://shewentofherownaccord.com/joke/456');
INSERT INTO "jokes" VALUES(455,'Because of the downturn, we''ve had to move to a smaller place. It''s in Lanarkshire.',55.6241437,-3.5241015,'biggar, lanarkshire','http://shewentofherownaccord.com/joke/455');
INSERT INTO "jokes" VALUES(454,'While we were taking a gondola ride, me and my mates were trying to work out what''s a good kind of diagram to depict all our various relationships.',45.4343363,12.3387844,'venice','http://shewentofherownaccord.com/joke/454');
INSERT INTO "jokes" VALUES(453,'I''m helping my nan move to Wiltshire by carrying her plates to her new home in a rucsac.',51.461059,-2.119499,'Chippenham','http://shewentofherownaccord.com/joke/453');
INSERT INTO "jokes" VALUES(452,'I''m staying with my family near Reading, and I''m halfway through making them a lovely big Full English breakfast.',51.4109723,-0.8349256,'wokingham','http://shewentofherownaccord.com/joke/452');
INSERT INTO "jokes" VALUES(451,'I''ve got a job in the Far East',35.907757,127.766922,'south korea','http://shewentofherownaccord.com/joke/451');
INSERT INTO "jokes" VALUES(450,'You know that famous crossing in Tokyo? I did some street theatre there',35.6640352,139.6982122,'Shibuya','http://shewentofherownaccord.com/joke/450');
INSERT INTO "jokes" VALUES(449,'My wife just got back from Indonesia.',-6.211544,106.845172,'Jakarta','http://shewentofherownaccord.com/joke/449');
INSERT INTO "jokes" VALUES(448,'I went on a camping holiday in Cornwall a few weeks back and I feel like I''ve been holding my breath ever since.',50.1881028,-5.4205744,'hayle','http://shewentofherownaccord.com/joke/448');
INSERT INTO "jokes" VALUES(447,'I met an amazing girl on holiday in India',15.4253792,73.9830029,'Goa','http://shewentofherownaccord.com/joke/447');
INSERT INTO "jokes" VALUES(446,'On a ramble in Oxfordshire, we were lucky enough to see a badger sett just before we arrived at our final stop.',51.6519319,-1.266053,'Culham Oxfordshire','http://shewentofherownaccord.com/joke/446');
INSERT INTO "jokes" VALUES(445,'I hate French radio, so when I drive through the Auvergne, I listen my tapes of old episodes of Just A Minute. One panellist made me laugh so much I had to pull over in this wonderful little mediaeval town...',45.7771681,3.0824177,'Clermont-Ferrand','http://shewentofherownaccord.com/joke/445');
INSERT INTO "jokes" VALUES(444,'I was driving through Hertfordshire last week, so I thought I''d take a detour to look at Jennie Bond''s home town.',51.9483557,-0.2822406,'Hitchin Hertfordshire','http://shewentofherownaccord.com/joke/444');
INSERT INTO "jokes" VALUES(443,'I was in canada looking for a vauxhall that would be suitable for my Jewish uncle the other day...',44.6922613,-62.6571885,'Nova Scotia','http://shewentofherownaccord.com/joke/443');
INSERT INTO "jokes" VALUES(442,'My wife''s been having multiple orgasms since we moved to Norfolk.',52.83028,0.848324,'Fakenham','http://shewentofherownaccord.com/joke/442');
INSERT INTO "jokes" VALUES(441,'me and the wife went to the greek islands on holiday',39.2645095,26.2777073,'lesbos','http://shewentofherownaccord.com/joke/441');
INSERT INTO "jokes" VALUES(440,'I once heard a volcanoe explode, it scared me so much i fell down the stairs',-6.1527384,105.4360963,'krakatoa','http://shewentofherownaccord.com/joke/440');
INSERT INTO "jokes" VALUES(439,'Would you like to come and play cricket with my friend, he lives near the airport?',51.4703429,-0.4534243,'Heathrow, London','http://shewentofherownaccord.com/joke/439');
INSERT INTO "jokes" VALUES(438,'I’d like a to get a top hat to take to the races in Hong Kong.',22.375,114.1833333,'Shatin, Hong Kong','http://shewentofherownaccord.com/joke/438');
INSERT INTO "jokes" VALUES(437,'I once met a girl in Ireland',52.66634,-8.637348,'Limerick','http://shewentofherownaccord.com/joke/437');
INSERT INTO "jokes" VALUES(436,'We''re getting a house in the Emirates',25.271139,55.307485,'dubai','http://shewentofherownaccord.com/joke/436');
INSERT INTO "jokes" VALUES(435,'Though my hair is receding I went for a haircut recently.',51.114954,-0.739006,'Hindhead','http://shewentofherownaccord.com/joke/435');
INSERT INTO "jokes" VALUES(434,'I was attacked by a bull on on holiday.',50.8123927,-0.4231325,'Goring-by-Sea','http://shewentofherownaccord.com/joke/434');
INSERT INTO "jokes" VALUES(433,'My Scottish nephew got caught short whilst walking round a model village in Switzerland',46.9479986,7.4481481,'Berne','http://shewentofherownaccord.com/joke/433');
INSERT INTO "jokes" VALUES(432,'My grandmother tidied up my bed sheets when I was staying in a small island 30 miles south of Cape Cod.',41.283208,-70.09923,'Nantucket','http://shewentofherownaccord.com/joke/432');
INSERT INTO "jokes" VALUES(431,'I sent my mother-in-law on a one-way ticket to India.',19.017656,72.856178,'Mumbai','http://shewentofherownaccord.com/joke/431');
INSERT INTO "jokes" VALUES(430,'I''m leaving Bolton and going to live in a Scandinavian country.',60.472024,8.468946,'Norway','http://shewentofherownaccord.com/joke/430');
INSERT INTO "jokes" VALUES(429,'My wife went to America last year, I can''t remember whereabouts though...',63.588753,-154.4930619,'Alaska','http://shewentofherownaccord.com/joke/429');
INSERT INTO "jokes" VALUES(428,'I''m going to the East Midlands to cook and then eat my wife...',52.1319884,-0.9884152,'towcester, uk','http://shewentofherownaccord.com/joke/428');
INSERT INTO "jokes" VALUES(427,'I''ve been reading the dictionary on my way to the east coast of Scotland',56.4614282,-2.9681109,'Dundee','http://shewentofherownaccord.com/joke/427');
INSERT INTO "jokes" VALUES(426,'I took my wife to North Wales for sex in a new place.',53.0469077,-2.9916733,'Wrexham','http://shewentofherownaccord.com/joke/426');
INSERT INTO "jokes" VALUES(425,'I took my Wife to North Wales',53.2278085,-4.1340488,'bangor, wales','http://shewentofherownaccord.com/joke/425');
INSERT INTO "jokes" VALUES(424,'I''m just going to Canary Wharf for some drinks.',51.5049672,-0.0197931,'Canary Wharf','http://shewentofherownaccord.com/joke/424');
INSERT INTO "jokes" VALUES(423,'I saw a pop group in the middle east...',1.352083,103.819836,'signapore','http://shewentofherownaccord.com/joke/423');
INSERT INTO "jokes" VALUES(422,'I went camping near Poole',50.7390661,-2.3382346,'dorset uk','http://shewentofherownaccord.com/joke/422');
INSERT INTO "jokes" VALUES(420,'I was bored in Indonesia so decided to learn a new programming language.',-7.6145292,110.7122465,'java','http://shewentofherownaccord.com/joke/420');
INSERT INTO "jokes" VALUES(419,'I took my dog on holiday to eastern Canada',52.945175,-66.909417,'Labrador canada','http://shewentofherownaccord.com/joke/419');
INSERT INTO "jokes" VALUES(418,'I met a nice young lady while visiting Wordsworth''s birthplace.',54.6635873,-3.3672278,'cockermouth','http://shewentofherownaccord.com/joke/418');
INSERT INTO "jokes" VALUES(417,'I got fed up of being cold so boarded the first flight to South America.',-35.675147,-71.542969,'chile','http://shewentofherownaccord.com/joke/417');
INSERT INTO "jokes" VALUES(416,'I hear there was a fire in Lancashire earlier this week.',53.7500998,-2.4847106,'Blackburn','http://shewentofherownaccord.com/joke/416');
INSERT INTO "jokes" VALUES(415,'My wife bought some French cheese in North London..',51.553409,-0.103755,'Highbury','http://shewentofherownaccord.com/joke/415');
INSERT INTO "jokes" VALUES(414,'I''ve just visited my parents in Scotland.',55.789136,-3.9954569,'motherwell','http://shewentofherownaccord.com/joke/414');
INSERT INTO "jokes" VALUES(413,'My wife ran off to cornwall with our neighbour Winston.',50.5833333,-4.6166667,'brown willy','http://shewentofherownaccord.com/joke/413');
INSERT INTO "jokes" VALUES(409,'I came off my motorbike in Brittany last month',48.3003874,-3.9565105,'brasparts','http://shewentofherownaccord.com/joke/409');
INSERT INTO "jokes" VALUES(412,'My wife went to the arctic on holiday.',71.706936,-42.604303,'greenland','http://shewentofherownaccord.com/joke/412');
INSERT INTO "jokes" VALUES(411,'My wife went all the way to Budapest for some fish and chips last night.',47.162494,19.503304,'Hungary','http://shewentofherownaccord.com/joke/411');
INSERT INTO "jokes" VALUES(410,'I went to a casino in France last week.',43.604363,1.4429513,'Toulouse','http://shewentofherownaccord.com/joke/410');
INSERT INTO "jokes" VALUES(408,'I went on holiday to Puerto Rico',17.995986,-66.620834,'Ponce','http://shewentofherownaccord.com/joke/408');
INSERT INTO "jokes" VALUES(407,'My friend has just opened an off licence in the North West of England',53.4084881,-2.1492931,'Stockport, UK','http://shewentofherownaccord.com/joke/407');
INSERT INTO "jokes" VALUES(405,'My wife saw Hugo Chavez in Venezuela',10.49605,-66.898277,'Caracas','http://shewentofherownaccord.com/joke/405');
INSERT INTO "jokes" VALUES(406,'My Vietnamese doctor recently prescribed me anti-depressants.',10.75918,106.662498,'Saigon','http://shewentofherownaccord.com/joke/406');
INSERT INTO "jokes" VALUES(404,'One of my friend''s has gone to Africa',15.454166,18.732207,'Chad','http://shewentofherownaccord.com/joke/404');
INSERT INTO "jokes" VALUES(394,'My wife''s gone to the Outer Hebrides.',58.2436089,-6.6672019,'isle of lewis','http://shewentofherownaccord.com/joke/394');
INSERT INTO "jokes" VALUES(402,'My wife stood as a Labour council candidate in the South West.',50.7390661,-2.3382346,'dorset','http://shewentofherownaccord.com/joke/402');
INSERT INTO "jokes" VALUES(399,'My wife went to see the doctor in Worcestershire',52.3065851,-1.9440406,'redditch','http://shewentofherownaccord.com/joke/399');
INSERT INTO "jokes" VALUES(396,'I went to the finishing line of a road race along Liverpool docks the other day.',53.4107766,-2.9778383,'liverpool','http://shewentofherownaccord.com/joke/396');
INSERT INTO "jokes" VALUES(395,'My dad''s just booked us on a package holiday to a small town on the Costa Brava.',39.793056,2.6975,'Costa Brava, Spain','http://shewentofherownaccord.com/joke/395');
INSERT INTO "jokes" VALUES(393,'My wife ran a reggae club in Ireland.',53.344104,-6.2674937,'Dublin','http://shewentofherownaccord.com/joke/393');
INSERT INTO "jokes" VALUES(392,'I killed my wife in the Carribbean.',12.666667,-61.25,'Grenadadines','http://shewentofherownaccord.com/joke/392');
COMMIT;
