This coming Friday, The Acetarium will host a party to celebrate the beginning of my twenty-fifth year of life.
According to the CDC’s live expectancy data for people of my sex, age, and racial demographic, I am projected to live 51.0 years past this coming Friday. In three months, perhaps I should throw a "1/3 of my projected lifespan party."
Details are on The Acetarium website. If you’re in Boston and would like to come, please let me know.