Kiko, Micah, and I ate at Legal Seafood's yesterday and had this little message on the bottom of our bill:
PLANNING A REHERSAL DINNER? MAKE YOUR ONCE-IN-A-LIFETIME EXPERIENCE UNIQUE. JOIN US.
Where I come from, rehearsals are things are things that, by definition, happen more than once. When they do happen, it's usually with an a between the e and r.
Of course, I have to respect Legal for so succinctly combining a redundancy and a contradiction on the same topic.
