A couple weeks ago, I realized that one of my eyebrow hairs was long. Like really long. Like 3cm plus. Other hairs were long too. What's weird is that as far as I can tell this is the first time I've ever really looked at my eyebrows closely in my entire life.
I'm almost embarrassed to admit this since they are, after all, less than a centimeter from my eyes. Then again, this close proximity both makes it logistically difficult to scope them out and introduces a sense of assumed familiarity.
Then again, perhaps these are just rationalizations and I am just the sort of guy who wouldn't notice a mustache if it were right under my nose.


